Category: Poetic Justice
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They might take a do-over if they had the chance,
Now that everybody’s looking at him kind of askance.
We’ve all felt it, of course,
That thing called buyer’s remorse.
And the Republican Party’s got it bad over JD Vance.
If the Stigma Fits …
Some say we shouldn’t call Trump a “felon,”
‘Cause it “stigmatizes” criminals by the millions.
That kind of logic, we insist,
Applied to “racist” and “fascist,”
Also accurately “stigmatizes” millions of Republicans.
Bye-Bye Biden
Joe is no longer the Dems’ presidential candidate.
Let history decide if he was good, bad or great.
But after all the storm and thunder,
We’re now left to marvel and wonder:
Was it all just way too little, way too late?
A Trump-Worthy Ploy
Major Dem donors want to get rid of Joe Biden.
His stubborn obstinacy has sorely tried ’em.
So they’ll withhold $90 million,
To see if that will compel ‘im.
As D.J. Trump might say, if you can’t dissuade ’em, bribe ’em.
High-Velocity Groceries
Shooting our guns is an American tradition,
So we cleave to our Second Amendment protections.
Now, if you’re running low,
You can go buy your ammo
At your grocery store through a vending machine transaction.
