At the Winter Olympics, it’s not just the snow that’s whirling,
Surrounding the British and Canadian teams, allegations are swirling,
Seems the skips aren’t doing too much,
Just giving the stone an extra touch,
But that’s enough to add controversy to the boring sport of curling.
This Trump administration is really something,
Ignoringing the rule of law, grifting off everything.
So, on this auspicious Presidents Day,
I just wanted to take a moment to say,
Remember back when we had a president and not a mad king?
At Fort Bragg last week Trump was the usual bloviator,
Expressing pride in being the Venezuela invasion initiator.
When we bombed Caracas,
Grabbing Maduro in the fracas,
Trump credited his top-secret mystery weapon, the “Discombobulator.”
Florida A&M University was forced to punt,
When a law school flyer became an affront.
In an effort to comply
With Florida’s War on DEI,
They took the “Black” out of “Black History Month.”
There once was an attorney general named Pam Bondi,
Who presents like the evil twin of comic strip Blondie.
Pam appeared before Congress
To answer for the Epstein mess,
And gave a performance no one will recall fondly.
Since 4chan in 2017 the QAnon conspiracy has been going strong,
Though the theory of a cabal of cannibal pedophiles could be wrong.
But now the facts emerging from the Epstein files
Have us starting to question our wits and wiles,
And beginning to wonder if the QAnon believers were right all along.
