Wannabe Indoctrinator-In-Chief
Ron DeSantis got his ivy league education,
And now he wants to lead our nation.
The “Ohioan” is yearning
To take control of learning
And replace cognition with wing-nut indoctrination.
Category: Poetic Justice
Welcome to the Fascism Lab
So Ron DeSantis skipped the CPAC wingnut confab,
Because he’s been so busy with his freedom grabs.
We can only hope his experiments
Are anything but permanent —
Dr. DeSantis has turned Florida into his own fascism lab.
Making Disney Racist Again
Living under a Ron DeSantis regime will be tough.
He’s getting rid of “wokeness” and mamby-pamby stuff.
And when it comes to revamping Disney,
Ron’s wasting no time getting busy —
First item: Bring back Splash Mountain and “Song of the South.”
‘Dilbert’ Defenestrated
Scott Adams has become another right-wing windbag bore.
His racist rants and bigoted cant are widely deplored.
He claims he’s been strangled
Because “Dilbert’s” been canceled,
But maybe it’s ’cause the comic just wasn’t funny anymore.
Low on Prosecutability
He’s known as a gaslighting, showboating ass,
Just brimming with aplomb, bravura and sass.
Yes, he’ll still be at large,
So guard the teen girls in your charge,
Because that asshat Matt Gaetz has gotten a pass.
Short for ‘Advanced Prejudice’
Why he attacked AP Black Studies is no mystery,
Though the reason’s buried in blatant sophistry.
He uses the white supremacy playlist
Because Ron DeSantis is a racist —
Why else do it in the month we celebrate Black history?
Sticks and Stones
Donald Trump keeps egging Ron DeSantis on,
Making up nicknames, slinging them hither and yon.
I guess Ron DeSanctimonious
Was just too inharmonious,
So he’s dialed it back to just “Meatball Ron.”
Lapel Pinheads
House Republicans are knuckle-dragging cretins
Masquerading as tough-talking ruffians.
Touting the Second Amendment,
Don’t they look resplendent
Wearing suits with AR-15 lapel pins.
Insufferable Dirigible
For U.S.-China relations, it wasn’t opportune,
Though for GOP wingnuts it was a PR boon.
See, Xi had a plan ta
Check the forecast in Montana,
But then we went and shot down his “weather” balloon.
Santos Is Toast
He’s proved a towering figure of mendacity,
With audacity and opacity, but not veracity.
George Santos is leavin’ ’em,
But should we believe him
That he won’t serve on committees in any capacity?
