What Science Knows
Science says climate change causes California’s fire woes.
Science says climate change has got us all in its throes.
We believe the science,
But Trump remains defiant.
His idiotic response is, “I don’t think science knows.”
Category: Poetic Justice
Made to Be Broken
Last night’s litany of lies still sticks in our craw,
With the sight of an unmasked crowd spreading droplets with each hurrah.
Employing his typical mendacity
Trump showed his contradiction capacity,
By calling for law and order while blatantly breaking the law.
No Morals, No Problem, No Platform
Trump’s spent his first term shunning traditions and breaking norms,
This week during the GOP convention, he’ll misdirect and misinform.
Like their Commander-In-Chief,
The GOP holds no political beliefs.
So whatever Donald Trump says and does … why, that’ll be their platform!
Trump’s Tire Tantrum
You can certainly tell it’s an election year,
When the pettiest of slights becomes a smear.
Because the company prohibits
Employees wearing MAGA hats,
President Trump calls on all Americans to boycott Goodyear.
SCOTUS Dumps on POTUS
The Supreme Court might be on the way to an anti-Trump trifecta.
First it was rights for gays and lesbians, then it was upholding DACA.
If Trump’s relying on John and Neil
For their vaunted conservative appeal,
He’s going to find himself abandoned, alone and in deep caca.
Where Was God?
Despite his troubles, it don’t look like Trump is quittin’,
And he’ll probably manage to evade a fate that’s fittin’.
For this universe is flawed,
Because if there’d been a God,
When Trump raised that Bible at St. John’s, he woulda been smitten.
Lamest President Ever
When it comes to coronavirus, Trump’s an idiotic lout.
We never know what drug or disinfectant next he’ll tout.
When responding to covid,
His judgement is horrid.
Trump admits it’s horrible, but, he says, “It’s working out.”
A Total A …
Well, Trump’s certainly got a lock on notoriety,
And he’s filled to the brim with false piety.
But the 10th Amendment says
That just because he’s prez,
It doesn’t mean he has “total authority.”
Prime-Time Pandemic
Trump is working his new COVID-19 quid pro quo —
If governors are nice to him, he lets emergency funds go.
But while hospitals are cratering,
Trump is touting the ratings
Of his own almost-daily Rose Garden reality-TV show.
First Baptist Petri Dish
Trump’s pandemic response is a series of half-assed lurches,
And good luck now finding a ventilator for purchase.
But come this Easter,
The Commander-in-Chief-ster
Wants America open for business and Americans packing the churches.
