Despite his troubles, it don’t look like Trump is quittin’,
And he’ll probably manage to evade a fate that’s fittin’.
For this universe is flawed,
Because if there’d been a God,
When Trump raised that Bible at St. John’s, he woulda been smitten.
When it comes to coronavirus, Trump’s an idiotic lout.
We never know what drug or disinfectant next he’ll tout.
When responding to covid,
His judgement is horrid.
Trump admits it’s horrible, but, he says, “It’s working out.”
Well, Trump’s certainly got a lock on notoriety,
And he’s filled to the brim with false piety.
But the 10th Amendment says
That just because he’s prez,
It doesn’t mean he has “total authority.”
Trump is working his new COVID-19 quid pro quo —
If governors are nice to him, he lets emergency funds go.
But while hospitals are cratering,
Trump is touting the ratings
Of his own almost-daily Rose Garden reality-TV show.
Trump’s pandemic response is a series of half-assed lurches,
And good luck now finding a ventilator for purchase.
But come this Easter,
Wants America open for business and Americans packing the churches.
To make a fast buck, Donald Trump has always been keen,
But our entrepreneurial president’s latest move is just obscene.
At the height of the pandemic,
His motives were purely economic
When he sought exclusive rights to a German COVID-19 vaccine.
Trump’s response to coronavirus has been just pathetic —
He’s sidelined the scientists and muzzled the medics.
He can’t maintain his focus,
The stats he cites are bogus,
And it seems like we’re in for a full-blown Trumpidemic.
Donald Trump’s approach to governing doesn’t inspire us,
And if we worked for him, he’d probably fire us.
But when it comes to our health
Versus protecting the wealth,
He’d sacrifice us to save the markets from coronavirus.
Trump wants to govern as if he were royalty,
Extracting from the rabble servility and fealty.
He’s making lists of the faithless,
The traitorous, the treasonous,
And all others must pledge oaths of loyalty.