The Korean Dozens
Trump and Kim just can’t debate like adults.
They’ve flung epithets in the past, with varying results.
For a while they’ve been quiet,
But Kim’s just about had it —
Don’t call him “rocket man” or he’ll crank up the insults..
Category: Poetic Justice
Mister Misdirection
Despite the facts, Trump keeps pushin’
The notion it was Ukrainians, not Russians
Who backed his play
And won the day,
When in fact, he owes it all to Vladimir Putin.
Impeachment Intervention
The hearings got Trump’s choler up to white heat,
And Republicans are worried about a 2020 defeat.
His tampering and obstruction
Sparked a Fox & Friends intervention —
“Whatever you do, just please don’t tweet!”
Open Yap, Entrap
Trump can’t help acting like a sap
And creating a witness-tampering flap.
But now he’s left us mystified
By saying he’s willing to testify.
Hey, whatever happened to fear of a perjury trap?
From Chyrons to Lie-Ons
The first impeachment hearing was a right-wing pile-on,
With Fox New’s performance one Trump would certainly smile on.
It’s most effective tactic
Was to dump live on-screen graphics
That turned once-objective chyrons into Trumpian lie-ons.
Lev and Igor, Ignored
Despite being one of the world’s great prevaricators,
Still, you’d think Trump would remember big donators.
But when it comes to Parnas and Fruman,
Trump says he never knew ’em —
But Mr. President, they’re Giuliani Partners co-conspirators!
Paul Calls the Russians
With impeachment, it looks like Donald Trump’s heading for a fall.
And most Republicans don’t seem to be helping much at all.
But if you want to out the whistleblower,
Just turn to a rhetorical missile-thrower,
That smarmy libertarian asshole, Rand Paul.
Bragging About Baghdadi
On Sunday President Trump briefed a grateful nation
About details of the al-Baghdadi assassination.
But per usual with Trump,
His address was an 8,000-word dump
Of lies, braggadocio and exaggeration.
Shout Out to Mao
It’s sad when you question your president’s patriotism,
And alarming when you consider his nascent despotism.
But when it comes to Trump,
The shark he jumped —
When he congratulated the Chinese on 70 years of Communism.
Light’s Not Right
We do not lack symptoms that Trump is deranged,
But still, his war on lightbulbs is exceedingly strange.
His attacks on energy efficiency
Just highlight his deficiencies,
While the LEDs, he says, just make him look orange.
