Champion of Women?
With sexual assaults on women his past is rife,
He didn’t even spend his anniversary with his wife.
Here’s one more reason women
Should not be voting for him:
Trump’s the first president to attend the March for Life.
Category: Poetic Justice
Trump on Trial
The first day in the Senate featured bellicosity and bile,
While Schiff delivered a jeremiad with chutzpah and style.
We heard mostly baloney
From Sekulow and Cippolone,
But one fact can’t be debated — Donald J. Trump is on trial.
Idiot-In-Chief
His instances of idiocy are as frequent as they are egregious,
But with his Iranian adventure his stupidity’s turned grievous.
Trump’s a world-class lie-teller,
Though not much of a speller —
When asked what his middle initial J stood for, he said, “Genius.”
King of Stupid
It’s sometimes hard to remember Trump has a higher education,
When he’s tweeting lies and insults, and denying allegations.
But though he has a B.S. degree,
His true, everlasting legacy
Is that he singlehandedly dumbed down an entire nation.
Sucking Up to Saudis
You have to admit, Trump’s a busy man,
Between assassinations and war with Iran.
But with war on the line,
He carved out executive time
To meet with Saudi Crown Prince Khalid bin Salman.
The Good Fight
As “Santa” consults his naughty/nice checklist,
At Pensito, we’re feeling cool and feckless.
We know persistence pays,
So we say “Happy Holidays!”
‘Cause we’re still fighting the War on Xmas!
The Korean Dozens
Trump and Kim just can’t debate like adults.
They’ve flung epithets in the past, with varying results.
For a while they’ve been quiet,
But Kim’s just about had it —
Don’t call him “rocket man” or he’ll crank up the insults..
Mister Misdirection
Despite the facts, Trump keeps pushin’
The notion it was Ukrainians, not Russians
Who backed his play
And won the day,
When in fact, he owes it all to Vladimir Putin.
Impeachment Intervention
The hearings got Trump’s choler up to white heat,
And Republicans are worried about a 2020 defeat.
His tampering and obstruction
Sparked a Fox & Friends intervention —
“Whatever you do, just please don’t tweet!”
Open Yap, Entrap
Trump can’t help acting like a sap
And creating a witness-tampering flap.
But now he’s left us mystified
By saying he’s willing to testify.
Hey, whatever happened to fear of a perjury trap?
