Pledge of DeSantis
I pledge allegiance to DeSantis and the Benighted Stratocracy of Amerika, and to the Repression for which it stands, one nation un-woke, indoctrinated, with suppression and injustice for most.
Category: Poetic Justice
Crotch Shots Rock!
We’ve all been recruited to be on Madison Cawthorn Watch,
To keep up with when he’s lying or wearing lingerie and such.
It’s hard to take him seriously
When he just laughs deliriously,
When his friend videotapes his hand on Maddie’s crotch.
Mad About Madison
He’s lied like a snake since the day he was born,
And he’s known for the ladies’ undies he’s worn.
And just for sport,
He brings a gun to the airport,
So what’s the GOP to do about Madison Cawthorn?
Vulgarian, Contrarian, Not Authoritarian
Donald Trump has always impressed us as a classless vulgarian,
His political views are those of a narcissistic contrarian.
And when it comes to brains,
Trump comes up lame.
John Bolton says, “He’s not smart enough to be an authoritarian.”
MTG Is a Joke — Can’t Take One
Margorie Taylor Greene say you’re a “pedo” if you cross her,
And she didn’t support the Capitol cops who fought to defend her.
Now she’s pulled out all stops,
And called the Capitol cops,
Because Jimmy Kimmel suggested Will Smith should slap her.
Trump Tells the Truth!
For the GOP, twice-impeached Trump is still the boss,
They’ll follow him anywhere, no matter the cost.
But is Trump beginning to deny
The truth of the Big Lie?
After all, he told the Guardian he didn’t win, which implied he lost.
Lindsey’s Deadly Whimsy
Lindsey Graham has a message for the Russians:
Kill Vlad Putin and take back your nation!
It’s real tough talk
From a notorious chickenhawk,
Who works hard to be the “ass” in “assassination.”
DeSantis Courts Disaster
For an ivy-leaguer Ron DeSantis can sure act dumb.
Refusing to send guardsmen to D.C. was dumb — and then some.
It was spiteful and trifling,
And left Floridians asking,
Hey Ron, who you gonna call when the hurricanes come?
Won’t Be SOTU Without You
Li’l Marco stands out from the rest.
He won’t attend the SOTU or take a Covid test.
That’s OK, little guy,
We remember your 2017 SOTU reply,
So, Li’l Marco just stay home, hydrate and rest.
