shit Trumps say Archives

The Fraudsters Defrauded

July 23, 2024 Buck Banks

Trump and Mike Johnson are invoking the Wrath of God.
They say changing horses in midstream should be outlawed.
They spent all their gold
To convince us Biden’s old,
Now they want to sue the Democrats for fraud!

Coddled Don Jr. Calls Zelensky a ‘Welfare Queen’

December 21, 2022 Buck Banks

“Zelensky is basically an ungrateful international welfare queen.”

— Donald Trump Jr., on Twitter.

Trump: No, The OTHER N-Word!

March 22, 2022 Buck Banks

“I listened to Putin constantly using the n-word. That’s the n-word.”

— Former President Donald Trump, on Fox Business, before clarifying he meant the “nuclear word.”

Trump Is Now Advising Joe Rogan

February 8, 2022 Buck Banks

“Joe Rogan is an interesting and popular guy, but he’s got to stop apologizing to the Fake News and Radical Left maniacs and lunatics …. How many ways can you say you’re sorry? Joe, just go about what you do so well and don’t let them make you look weak and frightened.”

— Former President Donald Trump advising Joe Rogan to “stop apologizing” for racist and antivax remarks.

Trump: Capitol Riot Was a ‘Lovefest’

March 1, 2021 Buck Banks

“The press doesn’t like to talk about it, but the real number was much, much bigger… It was tremendous numbers of people, not the Capitol, I’m talking about the rally itself, and it was a lovefest, it was a beautiful thing.”

— Asked in a Fox News interview if he regretted how he handled the Capitol riots, Donald Trump blamed Speaker Nancy Pelosi for poor security and then boasted about the size of the crowd that was there to support him.

Trump’s Cognitive Dissonance Line

December 7, 2020 Buck Banks

“Friends of mine say we are not going to vote because we are angry about the presidential election. Don’t listen to my friends.”

— President Trump, quoted by Politico, urging Georgia Republicans to vote in the Senate runoffs.

Trump Threatens to Send Sheriffs to Polls on Election Day

August 21, 2020 Buck Banks

“We’re going to have sheriffs, and we’re going to have law enforcement, and we’re going to have, hopefully, U.S. attorneys, and we’re going to have everybody and attorney generals.”

— President Trump threatened to send “sheriffs” and “law enforcement” to polling places on election day to guard against voter fraud—even though he lacks the authority to do so, CNN reports.

Trump Wanted to Swap Puerto Rico for Greenland

August 19, 2020 Buck Banks

“He wanted to see if we could sell Puerto Rico, ‘could we swap Puerto Rico for Greenland,’ because, in his words, ‘Puerto Rico was dirty and the people were poor.’”

— Former Homeland Security chief of staff Miles Taylor confirmed to MSNBC that President Trump inquired about “selling” Puerto Rico.

Trump Needles New Zealand on COVID

August 19, 2020 Buck Banks

“You’ve seen what’s going on in New Zealand? Big surge in New Zealand. It’s terrible. We don’t want that.”

— President Trump, quoted by the Washington Post, after New Zealand reported 22 new coronavirus cases in two days. The United States is currently averaging 50,000 new cases every day.

Maybe, but Developing Into What, a Third-World Nation?

April 17, 2020 Buck Banks

“Zelensky is basically an ungrateful international welfare queen.”

— Donald Trump Jr., on Twitter.

“I listened to Putin constantly using the n-word. That’s the n-word.”

— Former President Donald Trump, on Fox Business, before clarifying he meant the “nuclear word.”

“Joe Rogan is an interesting and popular guy, but he’s got to stop apologizing to the Fake News and Radical Left maniacs and lunatics …. How many ways can you say you’re sorry? Joe, just go about what you do so well and don’t let them make you look weak and frightened.”

— Former President Donald Trump advising Joe Rogan to “stop apologizing” for racist and antivax remarks.

“The press doesn’t like to talk about it, but the real number was much, much bigger… It was tremendous numbers of people, not the Capitol, I’m talking about the rally itself, and it was a lovefest, it was a beautiful thing.”

— Asked in a Fox News interview if he regretted how he handled the Capitol riots, Donald Trump blamed Speaker Nancy Pelosi for poor security and then boasted about the size of the crowd that was there to support him.

“Friends of mine say we are not going to vote because we are angry about the presidential election. Don’t listen to my friends.”

— President Trump, quoted by Politico, urging Georgia Republicans to vote in the Senate runoffs.

“We’re going to have sheriffs, and we’re going to have law enforcement, and we’re going to have, hopefully, U.S. attorneys, and we’re going to have everybody and attorney generals.”

— President Trump threatened to send “sheriffs” and “law enforcement” to polling places on election day to guard against voter fraud—even though he lacks the authority to do so, CNN reports.

“He wanted to see if we could sell Puerto Rico, ‘could we swap Puerto Rico for Greenland,’ because, in his words, ‘Puerto Rico was dirty and the people were poor.’”

— Former Homeland Security chief of staff Miles Taylor confirmed to MSNBC that President Trump inquired about “selling” Puerto Rico.

“You’ve seen what’s going on in New Zealand? Big surge in New Zealand. It’s terrible. We don’t want that.”

— President Trump, quoted by the Washington Post, after New Zealand reported 22 new coronavirus cases in two days. The United States is currently averaging 50,000 new cases every day.

“We’re a developing nation too, in my book. We’re developing too.”

— President Trump, quoted by the Washington Post.

Poetic Justice

Verbatim

— Charlie Sykes

“As is so often the case, Donald Trump’s opponents are playing into his hands. This is exactly the kind of fight that Donald Trump loves, with his opponents carrying Mexican flags past burning cars.”

— Republican pollster Whit Ayres, quoted by the Wall Street Journal.

“Don’t kid yourself they know they are absolutely getting cooked politically with their terrible bill and rising prices, and they want to create a violent spectacle to feed their content machine. It’s time for the mainstream media to describe this authoritarian madness accurately.”

— Sen. Brian Schatz (D-HI), reacting on X to President Trump sending National Guard troops to Los Angeles.

“The people have spoken. A new political party is needed in America to represent the 80% in the middle! And exactly 80% of people agree. This is fate.”

— Elon Musk floated a new political party on Friday after falling out with President Trump over the big, beautiful bill, The Hill reports. He followed up with a potential name for the group, “The America Party.”

“Donald Trump and Elon Musk’s alliance took off like one of SpaceX’s rockets. It was supercharged and soared high. And then it blew up.”

— Associated Press

Numerati

53% to 27%

As the Senate debates the GOP tax and spending bill titled One Big Beautiful Bill Act and President Donald Trump pushes for a July 4 deadline to sign it, a new Quinnipiac poll finds voters overwhelmingly oppose the legislation, 53% to 27%, with 20% not offering an opinion.

47% to 34%

A new YouGov poll finds that President Trump’s deployment of Marines to Los Angeles is deeply unpopular, with a 47 percent disapproval mark, compared with 34 percent who approve. Dispatching the National Guard isn’t much better: 45 percent disapprove and 38 percent approve.

$134 million

After persistent questioning about the cost of sending National Guard members and Marines to Los Angeles in response to protests over immigration raids, Hegseth turned to his acting comptroller, Bryn Woollacott MacDonnell, who said it would cost $134 million, the Associated Press reports.

8

Eight states, including Florida and Tennessee, have introduced or passed legislation to ban planes from emitting “chemtrails” to poison Americans or control the weather, The Guardian reports. Of course, there’s no credible evidence that this is even happening.

70%

A new KFF Health poll finds that more than 70% of Americans are worried about the impact of Medicaid cuts in the bill leading to more people uninsured and hurting hospitals.