Joe Biden Archives

Beware, Robed Rogues

July 30, 2024July 30, 2024 Buck Banks

So, Joe Biden has decided to float us
His plan for fixing a corrupt SCOTUS.
It’s light on the specifics,
But heavy on the ethics.
Warning, robed rogues — don’t f*ck with a lame-duck POTUS!

Trump and Mike Johnson are invoking the Wrath of God.
They say changing horses in midstream should be outlawed.
They spent all their gold
To convince us Biden’s old,
Now they want to sue the Democrats for fraud!

Another Key Difference Between Biden and Trump

July 9, 2024 Buck Banks

“This president doesn’t sell Bibles, he actually reads them.”

— A Biden supporter at Joe Biden’s church event in Pennsylvania, quoted by the Pennsylvania Capital-Star.

Poll: Biden Leads Trump Nationally

May 2, 2024 Buck Banks

50% to 48%

A new NPR/PBS/Marist Poll finds Joe Biden leading Donald Trump nationally in the presidential race, 50% to 48%. When third party candidates are added as choices, the race is tied at 42% each.

Biden Blames Trump for Florida’s Odious Six-Week Abortion Ban

May 2, 2024 Buck Banks

“Today, an extreme abortion ban takes effect in Florida, banning reproductive health care before many women even know they are pregnant. There is one person responsible for this nightmare: Donald Trump.”

— President Biden, quoted by NPR.

Biden: ‘No Question’ Trump Supported Insurrection

December 21, 2023 Buck Banks

“He certainly supported an insurrection. No question about it. None. Zero. And he seems to be doubling down about everything.”

— President Biden said that it’s “no question” that Donald Trump supported the Jan. 6 insurrection, a day after the Colorado Supreme Court ruled to disqualify Trump from appearing on the GOP ballot next year, The Messenger reports.

NY Post: Biden Up by 7 Points over Trump

May 18, 2023May 18, 2023 Pensito Editors

Biden Up by 7

New York Post:”The WPA Intelligence survey of 1,571 registered voters found Biden, 80, leading 76-year-old Trump 47% to 40%. By comparison, Biden defeated Trump by 4.5 percentage points in the 2020 popular vote, while former President Barack Obama won re-election over Republican Mitt Romney by 3.9 percentage points in 2012. The poll … also showed independent voters backing Biden by a whopping 14 percentage points.”

DeSantis Criticizes Biden’s Ukraine Trip on Fox

February 24, 2023 Buck Banks

“I and many Americans are thinking to ourselves, Ok, he’s very concerned about those borders halfway around the world. He’s not done anything to secure our own borders here… we have a lot of problems accumulating here.”

— Putative presidential contender Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis on Fox News while President Joe Biden visited Ukraine on President’s Day, reported by Message Box.

Biden Entreats God to Enlighten Republicans

November 2, 2022November 2, 2022 Buck Banks

“God, give some of our Republican friends some enlightenment.”

— President Joe Biden, campaigning in Florida Tuesday, the AP reports.

Biden: Putin ‘Miscalculated’ With Ukraine Invasion

October 12, 2022 Buck Banks

“This president doesn’t sell Bibles, he actually reads them.”

— A Biden supporter at Joe Biden’s church event in Pennsylvania, quoted by the Pennsylvania Capital-Star.

50% to 48%

A new NPR/PBS/Marist Poll finds Joe Biden leading Donald Trump nationally in the presidential race, 50% to 48%. When third party candidates are added as choices, the race is tied at 42% each.

“Today, an extreme abortion ban takes effect in Florida, banning reproductive health care before many women even know they are pregnant. There is one person responsible for this nightmare: Donald Trump.”

— President Biden, quoted by NPR.

“He certainly supported an insurrection. No question about it. None. Zero. And he seems to be doubling down about everything.”

— President Biden said that it’s “no question” that Donald Trump supported the Jan. 6 insurrection, a day after the Colorado Supreme Court ruled to disqualify Trump from appearing on the GOP ballot next year, The Messenger reports.

Biden Up by 7

“I and many Americans are thinking to ourselves, Ok, he’s very concerned about those borders halfway around the world. He’s not done anything to secure our own borders here… we have a lot of problems accumulating here.”

— Putative presidential contender Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis on Fox News while President Joe Biden visited Ukraine on President’s Day, reported by Message Box.

“God, give some of our Republican friends some enlightenment.”

— President Joe Biden, campaigning in Florida Tuesday, the AP reports.

“I think he is a rational actor who has miscalculated significantly.”

— President Biden told CNN that he believes Russian President Vladimir Putin badly misjudged his ability to invade Ukraine and suppress its people.

Poetic Justice

Verbatim

“I will if he does. That’s a trade-off I’d do.”

— George Clooney, on Jimmy Kimmel Live, responding to Donald Trump’s call for him “to get out of politics.”

– Donald Trump feeble-mindedly mistaking Bagram, an airfield in Afghanistan, with ANWR, a wildlife refuge in Alaska.

“You look at Haiti, you look at the demographic makeup, you look at the average I.Q. — if you import the third world into your country, you’re going to become the third world. That’s just basic. It’s not racist. It’s just fact.”

— “Donald Trump Jr. suggested on Thursday that Haitian immigrants were less intelligent than people from other countries, and claimed that there was demographic evidence to back this up. He provided none,” the New York Times reported.

“Well, I’ve given up. Every time I come on I want to really talk to you about substantive issues. I don’t want to talk to you about this clown sh*t.”

— James Carville, when asked on a podcast about Laura Loomer.

“I observed him to be a man who is not mentally fit for the job … He’s a narcissist, and he’s a pathological liar.”

— Former Rep. Jim Greenwood’s (R-PA), on MSNBC, explaining why he’s voting for Kamala Harris over Donald Trump.

Numerati

48 out of 51

A recent study showed that for healthcare coverage, access and affordability for women, Florida ranks 48 out of 51 states including Washington, D.C. For prenatal care, the state comes in dead last – 51 out of 51, WUSF reports.

47%

52% to 46%

A new ABC News/Ipsos poll finds Kamala Harris leading Donald Trump among likely voters nationwide, 52% to 46%. It’s the same margin as before the debate which voters say Harris won by 58% to 36%.

50% to 46%

A new Data for Progress survey finds Kamala Harris now leading Donald Trump by four points nationally, 50% to 46%.

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