Author: Buck Banks
Greene Hoaxes Helene
We’ve heard some crazy from Marjorie Taylor Greene,
But her latest conspiracy is the craziest we’ve yet seen.
Nuttier than Jewish space lasers,
She now says Dems control the weather,
And to hurt red states, they created Hurricane Helene.
Greene Blames Dems for Hurricane Helene
“Yes they can control the weather. It’s ridiculous for anyone to lie and say it can’t be done.”
— Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA), accusing Democrats of creating Hurricane Helene for political purposes.
Poll Finds Harris Leading Trump Nationall by Five Points
49% to 44%
A new Susquehanna poll finds Kamala Harris leading Donald Trump nationally among likely voters, 49% to 44%.
Judge Overturns Georgia’s Six-Week Abortion Ban
“Liberty in Georgia includes in its meaning, in its protections, and in its bundle of rights the power of a woman to control her own body, to decide what happens to it and in it, and to reject state interference with her healthcare choices.”
— Fulton County Superior Court Judge Robert McBurney finding that Georgia’s six-week abortion law violates Georgia’s Constitution, reports the AP.
Helene Dumped 40 Trillion Gallons of Water on the Southeast
40 trillion
More than 40 trillion gallons of rain drenched the Southeast United States in the last week from Hurricane Helene and rainstorms that sloshed in ahead of it — an unheard of amount of water that has stunned experts, the AP reports. That’s enough to fill more than 60 million Olympic-size swimming pools, the Dallas Cowboys’ stadium 51,000 times, or Lake Tahoe just once.
Harris Rakes in $55M in CA Over Weekend
$55 million
Kamala Harris raised about $55 million in high-dollar events in California this weekend, a haul that pads her financial advantage over Donald Trump, Bloomberg reports.
Happy Violent Day!
At Trump’s rallies, there’s no telling what he’ll say,
As his dementia and anger come more and more into play.
But when it comes to crime,
Trump’ll fix it in no time —
He’ll eradicate it in one “rough, nasty and violent” day.