Shooting our guns is an American tradition,
So we cleave to our Second Amendment protections.
Now, if you’re running low,
You can go buy your ammo
At your grocery store through a vending machine transaction.
Poetic Justice
Buck Banks | Jun. 6, 2025
Musk started it, saying Trump’s bill was a “disgusting abomination.”
Trump responded, targeting Musk’s government contracts for termination.
So Musk threatens Trump with impeachment,
Then Trump mulls Musk’s deportation and banishment.
We hope it ends with a duel to the death, broadcast to a grateful nation.