Oaf of Office
He’s been convicted of crimes and libel,
And he seems to think of God as his equal or rival.
For when pledging his troth
During the presidential oath,
Donald Trump didn’t lay his hand on the Bible.
Category: Poetic Justice
This Chill Bodes Ill
A polar vortex has gripped the nation,
With snow and ice and deep refrigeration.
Liberal pundits did foretell
It would be a cold day in hell
On Donald J. Trump’s second inauguration.
Old Boy Envoys
Some say Hollywood’s brightest years are done and gone,
But Donald Trump plans to bring back those days of halcyon.
He scoured Tinsel Town’s trash bins
And recruited some famous has-beens,
Naming as “special envoys” Mel Gibson, Jon Voigt and Sly Stallone.
Needa Iguana Umbrella?
The peninsula’s known for its palm trees and isles,
And sun-kissed sandy beaches that go on for miles.
But when the polar vortex hits Florida
You’ve got to beware of iguanas,
‘Cause when the temperature drops, it starts raining reptiles.
FYI, It’s NOT Green
In a couple of weeks Trump takes command,
And we hope he focuses on domestic stuff, like Cleveland.
The polar vortex is nice,
But we have enough ice,
So please let the Danes keep frigid Greenland.
Mustard, Relish and Sedition
Kim Jong Un is no towering figure of reason;
And North Korean logic is anything but Grecian.
So if you serve up a hotdog
You’ll wind up in the gulag,
Arrested and charged with high treason.
Happy Insurrection Day!
So the peaceful transfer of power is underway.
Their guy won, so the 2024 election was okay.
At the Capitol there’s no bear gas
Or whup ass or tear gas,
So have a Happy Insurrection Day!
Chaos Monkeys Rule!
All hail the arrival of the Chaos Monkeys:
Trump’s band of billionaires, ingrates and flunkies.
They’ve have taken over the zoo,
Which bodes ill for me and you,
Because, as history shows, there’s no honor among thieves.
Shameless, Not Blameless
His last motions to suppress were frenetic,
But the ethics committee was unapologetic.
While money, sex and drugs did abound,
In the end the committee found
That Matt Gaetz simply has no shame, morals or ethics.
