When Ed Martin turned out to be the insurrectionists’ hero,
Trump turned his attention to FOX TV’s Jeanine Pirro.
So, do we think there’s a snowball’s chance
Of Trump naming someone competent who’s not on FOX?
Nope, in our playbook the odds of that are less than zero.
All hail the arrival of the Chaos Monkeys:
Trump’s band of billionaires, ingrates and flunkies.
They’ve have taken over the zoo,
Which bodes ill for me and you,
Because, as history shows, there’s no honor among thieves.
He made his money as a Florida gambling scammer,
Now he wants to join Congress as “The Hebrew Hammer.”
With Donald Trump’s backing,
It’s Muslim progressives he’s attacking,
We agree with CAIR that he belongs, not in Congress, but in the slammer.
Trump chose hardliner Mike Huckabee to be
His man to dialogue with the Israelis.
Arkansas has 5,000 Jews,
But leave it to Trump to choose
A Huckabee to tough-talk those warlike Maccabees.
L’il Marco Rubio secretary of state? That’s adorable.
Stephen Miller because — not despite — he’s horrible.
As Trump fills his cabinet,
We ain’t seen nothing yet,
But rest assured — it will be another Basket of Deplorables.
About the secret things the CIA does, they’re not going to tell ya,
They don’t want to jeopardize the mission or it could be a failure.
The CIA is happiest when operating covert,
But Trump just converted them to overt,
Saying he’s deploying the Central Intelligence Agency “undercover” in Venezuela.
