Tag: Basket of Deplorables
Chaos Monkeys Rule!
All hail the arrival of the Chaos Monkeys:
Trump’s band of billionaires, ingrates and flunkies.
They’ve have taken over the zoo,
Which bodes ill for me and you,
Because, as history shows, there’s no honor among thieves.
One Fine Bigot
He made his money as a Florida gambling scammer,
Now he wants to join Congress as “The Hebrew Hammer.”
With Donald Trump’s backing,
It’s Muslim progressives he’s attacking,
We agree with CAIR that he belongs, not in Congress, but in the slammer.
Gaetz Nomination Shocks Justice Department Officials
“I’m struggling to find words. And look, he is uniquely qualified. How many other prospective attorneys general had previous experience as the subject of a criminal investigation?”
— An anonymous Justice Department official reacting to “President-elect Donald Trump’s choice of Matt Gaetz — a Florida congressman who was recently the target of an FBI investigation — to be the next attorney general of the United States,” reports NBC News.
How2 Fuckupthee Middle East
Trump chose hardliner Mike Huckabee to be
His man to dialogue with the Israelis.
Arkansas has 5,000 Jews,
But leave it to Trump to choose
A Huckabee to tough-talk those warlike Maccabees.
The New Basket
L’il Marco Rubio secretary of state? That’s adorable.
Stephen Miller because — not despite — he’s horrible.
As Trump fills his cabinet,
We ain’t seen nothing yet,
But rest assured — it will be another Basket of Deplorables.