This Chill Bodes Ill
A polar vortex has gripped the nation,
With snow and ice and deep refrigeration.
Liberal pundits did foretell
It would be a cold day in hell
On Donald J. Trump’s second inauguration.
Tag: Trump’s second term
Where a Historian Finds Solace During Trump’s Second Term
“It’s weird to find solace in the Civil War, or the Great Depression, or the beginning of World War Two, but my whole optimistic temperament depends on saying that we will get through it and emerge stronger.”
— Historian Doris Kearns Goodwin, in an interview with the Financial Times.
Steve Bannon’s Weather Report: ‘Days of Thunder’ Ahead
“I think these days of thunder starting next week are going to be incredibly, incredibly intense.”
— Steve Bannon, quoted by Politico, on the start of Donald Trump’s second term.
Majority of Americanbs Optimistic About Trump’s Second Term
53%
A new Monmouth poll finds 53% of Americans are optimistic about a second Donald Trump term, with his fellow Republicans even more likely now to feel very optimistic than they were after his 2016 victory. Said pollster Patrick Murray: “Republicans are even more enthusiastic about a second Trump term than they were the first time around. They are particularly looking forward to him following through on the plans he promised.”
Americans Split on Prospects for Second Trump Term
52% to 48%
The American public is closely divided on the outlook for Donald Trump’s second term, a new CNN poll finds, with 52% of adults expressing positive feelings, and 48% responding negatively.
Patel’s No Boswell
Word is that Kash Patel is a MAGA-mad, vindictive kook,
And getting him confirmed is going to be a real donnybrook.
But kids might be safer to have the guy
Running a vengeance campaign at the FBI
Than sitting down to write another children’s picture book.
Inevitability of Deporability
Trump’s dictator dreams are no longer ignorable,
Though his fascist uniform designs are adorable.
On Day One, he’ll pounce,
And he’s already announced
His rogue’s gallery cabinet of deplorables.
