So who’s actually pulling the government’s power levers?
Is it Donald Trump or Musk, the ketamine-addled X owner?
If the shutdown comes to pass
On the tweets of a billionaire ass,
It’ll be the dumbest, cruelest government shutdown ever.
Poetic Justice
Buck Banks | Jun. 6, 2025
Musk started it, saying Trump’s bill was a “disgusting abomination.”
Trump responded, targeting Musk’s government contracts for termination.
So Musk threatens Trump with impeachment,
Then Trump mulls Musk’s deportation and banishment.
We hope it ends with a duel to the death, broadcast to a grateful nation.