Trump's chaos Archives

Maybe Probably Not

April 20, 2026May 1, 2026 Buck Banks

As a person, Donald Trump is not very nice,
He treats his job as an ongoing grift and daily heist.
Given all Trump’s chaos and crimes,
It may seem like apocalyptic End Times,
But Bible scholars agree that Trump is maybe probably not the antichrist.

Counting the Days

April 29, 2025August 14, 2026 Buck Banks

We’ve just reached the end of Trump’s first hundred days.
His chaos has infected the world in horrifying ways.
Gutting government, alarming allies, starting trade wars,
Is just the launch of Project 2025 — it will get worse.
So we’ve started counting down to Donald Trump’s LAST hundred days.

Trump Chose This Chaos

April 25, 2025 Buck Banks

“Let’s be honest. This uncertainty, this chaos, is no accident. The president of the United States has chosen. Chosen to destroy the federal government’s ability to help people.”

— Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz (D), quoted by The Hill.

Chaos Monkeys Rule!

December 27, 2024August 14, 2026 Buck Banks

All hail the arrival of the Chaos Monkeys:
Trump’s band of billionaires, ingrates and flunkies.
They have taken over the zoo,
Which bodes ill for me and you,
Because, as history shows, there’s no honor among thieves.

Will Trump Be Himself at Debate?

September 8, 2024 Buck Banks

“A series of tests confront Trump heading into Tuesday’s event, about self-discipline, knowledge, his age and acuity, his overall temperament, and how he deals with the issues of race and gender. For the past six weeks, he’s often been failing those tests.”

— Dan Balz

Where Are We and How Did We Get Here?

August 21, 2023August 21, 2023 Pensito Editors

In a subscribers-only piece in The Bulwark, Jonathan Last pretends we could go back in time to January 2017 and tell people that in six years:

Trump will have been impeached twice.

He will have been found guilty of rape by a jury of his peers.

He will have been soundly defeated for re-election, but refused to concede the loss.

In an effort to remain in power he will put in motion a vast conspiracy to overturn the result through extralegal methods.

When this conspiracy fails he will incite a violent insurrection in which he directs his armed supporters to invade the Capitol and prevent the certification of Electoral College votes.

He will be indicted in four separate criminal cases.

He will seek a return to the White House explicitly for the stated purpose of “retribution.”

And he will be leading the Republican field by >30 points.

“My point is that six years ago I don’t think many people on either side would have believed that today’s reality was likely. Or even possible. Yet here we are, actually living in something close to the worst-case scenario.

“And yet we are so habituated to this dark reality that we’ve come to see it as normal.”

Trump Is Definitely Not Helping the GOP

December 23, 2020 Buck Banks

“Trump wants the Republican Party to remain beholden to him, and is desperate to retain his GOP power past Jan. 20. Top Republicans are increasingly queasy about the two runoffs in Georgia on Jan. 5 that will determine which party controls the Senate. Last night’s White House actions undermine the GOP Senate candidates by fomenting turmoil and distraction, and robbing the senators of a clear win on the stimulus.”

Tag: Trump’s chaos

Maybe Probably Not

Counting the Days

Trump Chose This Chaos

“Let’s be honest. This uncertainty, this chaos, is no accident. The president of the United States has chosen. Chosen to destroy the federal government’s ability to help people.”

— Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz (D), quoted by The Hill.

Chaos Monkeys Rule!

Will Trump Be Himself at Debate?

“A series of tests confront Trump heading into Tuesday’s event, about self-discipline, knowledge, his age and acuity, his overall temperament, and how he deals with the issues of race and gender. For the past six weeks, he’s often been failing those tests.”

— Dan Balz

Where Are We and How Did We Get Here?

Trump Is Definitely Not Helping the GOP

— Axios

Poetic Justice

Verbatim

— President Trump, quoted by NewsNation.

— Paul Krugman

“We’re not talking about socialists, these are communists, Marxists and anarchists. You got to be kidding. They want us to call them democratic socialists, there’s nothing democratic about these people.”

— Rep. Tom Emmer (R-MN), quoted by Fox News.

Numerati

63% to 38%

KFF Poll: “With the 2026 midterm campaigns in full swing and early voting about to begin, there is a wide enthusiasm gap between partisan voters, with Democratic voters 25 percentage points more likely than Republican voters to say they are ‘more motivated’ than usual to vote (63% vs. 38%).”

29,000

Wall Street Journal: “The U.S. added 29,000 jobs in September, far short of expectations, in a sign that the labor market remains steady but may not be able to deliver consistent and sizable employment gains like it did in the past.”

13%

1,000

10%

“The unprecedented spate of mid-decade redistricting for the U.S. House has changed the congressional districts for one-tenth of Americans and significantly altered the makeup of at least one-fifth of districts, according to a new study,” the Associated Press reports.