We tend to think of Donald Trump as an evil, narcissistic race-baiter,
But he actually has designs on being something much greater.
Like an urban dumpster attracts rats
Trump’s Board of Peace attracts autocrats,
Because, as Donny is wont to opine, “Sometimes you need a dictator.”
Kim Jong Un is no towering figure of reason;
And North Korean logic is anything but Grecian.
So if you serve up a hotdog
You’ll wind up in the gulag,
Arrested and charged with high treason.
Donald Trump, totally unsurprisingly, said, “I love the inflation.”
That puts him in a tiny minority of the general population.
Yes, he’s one of the billionaire elite,
Who don’t worry about having enough to eat,
And to whom “affordability” is just another liberal ideation.
