Donald Trump has never believed in equal opportunity.
He does believe he should be able to crime with impunity.
So, if he decided to assassinate
Joe Biden or some other potentate,
A President Trump says he could do it with absolute immunity.
To hear Trump talk, he’s the only one
Who’s ever stood trial for crimes he’s done.
But instead of courtroom drama,
We get Trump in his pajamas,
That’s how he earned his new nickname: Don Snoreleone.
Trump’s cheated multiple times on multiple wives, it’s true.
He’s cheated the Tax Man out of millions, not just a few.
But just when you thought
There was something that couldn’t be bought,
Turns out he cheats at golf (only at his own courses), too.
It’s Trump’s, not Biden’s, declining acuity on display.
The absurd or the nonsensical, who knows what Trump’ll say.
If you haven’t noticed,
It dates from when Trump was POTUS
To 2017, when he coined his first nonsense term,”covfefe.”
When the Founders created our government —
The world’s first democracy — what an achievement!
Now the Democrats have a cause,
It’s called passing sound laws,
But all Republicans can pass is impeachments.
Pretty soon she won’t be the RNC’s big bwana,
Because she never was much of a Trumpian fawner.
Or maybe it’s because uncle Mitt
Talked too much anti-Trump shit.
Whatever the cause, Donald Trump says Ronna is a goner.
He thought he could trample our laws with impunity,
While sowing fascism, chaos, discord and disunity.
But Donald Trump has just found,
That by jurisprudence he’s bound.
He might have chutzpah, but he ain’t got executive immunity.
Ron DeSantis is nobody’s favorite political gnome,
And his toxic smile ain’t a symptom — it’s a syndrome.
So we Floridians rightly fear
What he’ll do in the next three years,
Because our bitter loser fascist governor is coming home.
The Free State of Florida is full of reactionaries
Who are adept at removing books from school libraries.
The worst books, we heard,
Are full of sexy words,
Which is why they’ve now banned dictionaries.
The Freedom Gas Network mystery has been solved,
Almost overnight in PA and NJ the stations evolved.
So, we wonder, how do they keep
Gas prices so relatively cheap?
Some think that 200,000 gallons of stolen fuel is involved.
