Tag: Trump on trial
Trump Says Judge Merchan Hates Him
“The judge hates Donald Trump. Just take a look. Take a look at him. Take a look at where he comes from. He can’t stand Donald Trump. He’s doing everything in his power.”
— Donald Trump, outside the courthouse yesterday, referring to Judge Juan Merchan who moved to Queens from Bogota, Colombia when he was 6 years old.
Trump Trial a Windfall for Pro Line-Standers
$60/hour
NBC News: Professional line-standers are a growing part of the gig economy. But the criminal trial of a former president accused of illegally covering up hush money payments to a porn star has translated into a windfall for people who get paid to wait — and who, as the trial goes on, have increasingly been hired by members of the general public with no stake in the trial other than curiosity.
Johnson’s Beyond Savin’
Democrats say that House Speaker Mike Johnson
On Tuesday should have stayed in Washington.
Instead, to NYC he humped,
To show his fealty to Trump.
Next motion to vacate, Dems say, calls for a “utilitarian calculation.”
New Yorkers Paying Thousands to Attend Trump Trial
$2,000
New York Times: “The lines to get into court today were crazy long, and tensions were running high in the public line. People started queuing Monday night, hoping to get one of the coveted spots in the courtroom. One woman outside said she paid $750 for a line sitter… Trouble started early though, when a few people butted into line, sparking some tense exchanges. Then a man at the front of the line sold his spot to two people, purportedly for $2,000, causing further consternation.” Said one woman: “It’s better than a Broadway show.”
Wouldbe Whiner-In-Chief Gets Whiny After Court
“This gag order is totally unconstitutional. I’m the Republican candidate for president of the United States. I received this honor in record time. Nobody has ever gone faster… And I’m sitting in a court house all day long listening to this stuff.”
— Donald Trump, after his trial ended for the day.
Trumpian Irony on the Way to Court
“I want to start by wishing my wife Melania a very happy birthday. It would be nice to be with her, but I’m at a courthouse for a rigged trial.”
— Donald Trump, walking into the courthouse. Trump is literally in court because he was unfaithful to Melania.
Elected to Kill
Donald Trump has never believed in equal opportunity.
He does believe he should be able to crime with impunity.
So, if he decided to assassinate
Joe Biden or some other potentate,
A President Trump says he could do it with absolute immunity.