Biden in the Bardo
Being Joe Biden these days really sucks.
He’s checked out while the transition’s in flux.
Trump is acting like a president;
Joe acts like a White House resident,
And he has indeed become the lamest of lame ducks.
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Smells Like Authoritarianism
“It’s fragrance your enemies can’t resist!”
So splash some behind your ears and on your wrists.
It’s called Fight, Fight, Fight,
And it’s guaranteed to delight —
If you want to smell like a loyal Trump fascist.
Patel’s No Boswell
Word is that Kash Patel is a MAGA-mad, vindictive kook,
And getting him confirmed is going to be a real donnybrook.
But kids might be safer to have the guy
Running a vengeance campaign at the FBI
Than sitting down to write another children’s picture book.
Dining for Dollars
We’ll soon be subjected to Donald Trump’s second inaugural,
And the rich guys’ cash-for-access options are deplorable.
Two million bucks gets you a chance
To dine with Melania and JD Vance,
Which sounds to us like the very definition of “horrible.”
Biden: Pardon My Lying
For Christmas, it’s a blanket pardon for Hunter,
And that’s torn the whole political world asunder.
Everybody’s mad at Joe Biden
For doing some lyin’,
But that’s just one for old Joe and 30,573 for the Trumpster.
No Wizard, Just Oz
What outrage will Trump’s transition team think of next?
He picked RFK Jr. to serve where health and death intersect.
Now, amid the uproar and buzz
He’s picked Dr. Mehmet Oz
To lead the fight against the “illness industrial complex.”
Sailin’ Past Failin’ Palin
Once again, Sarah Palin was passed over for another.
She coulda done transportation or education, among others.
However, Donald Trump will refrain
From naming the running mate of John McCain:
No cabinet post for “Queen of the Tea Party” and “MAGA’s Mother.”
Totalitarian Tool Tulsi
If Trump really had his finger on the American pulse, he
Wouldn’t have picked for intel chief that weirdo Tulsi.
She’s a conspiracy breeder
Who’s met the worst foreign leaders,
But mostly she’s just a propaganda tool of the Russkis.
