Tag: Cabinet of Deplorables
Bye Bye Bondi
There once was an attorney general named Pamela Jo Bondi,
Who Trump sacked today, while speaking of her fondly.
She was soaked in incompetence,
And steeped in belligerence,
So will she be missed at the Department of Justice? Not hardly.
Trump’s Cashed-In Cabinet
To join Trump’s cabinet is to open oneself to ill-use and abuse,
They wanted power and prominence, and now they’re paying their dues.
They endure public humiliations
And suffer ongoing degradations,
But worst of all, they now have to wear those “goddamned Florsheim shoes.”*
*H/T to Jake Gittes
The Soulless Defense Secretary
“The defense secretary [Pete Hegseth] appears unable to approach matters of life and death with even the slightest bit of reverence or humility.”
— Peter Wehner
A ‘Collective Delusion’
Trump called for an Antifa Roundtable,
Unconvinced that Antifa’s a fable.
He commanded his sycophants,
To perform their Trumpy dance,
And kiss all the Trump ass they were able.
Susan Rice: Hegseth Is ‘Dumb as a Rock’
“Well, if you’re a white male Christian cisgender macho MAGA man, you can be as dumb as a rock and be deemed qualified to serve as secretary of Defense. That’s apparently what we’ve learned from this episode.”
— Former National Security Adviser Susan Rice bucked Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s intelligence following weeks of scrutiny over leaks at the Pentagon amid massive spending reductions at the Department of Defense, The Hill reports.
Trump’s Barbie Doll
Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem is tawdry and blowzy,
She treats her cabinet post less like a job and more like a hobby.
She likes to play dress-up
In all manner of getups,
Which has earned her the apt and fitting nickname, “ICE Barbie.”
Mixed Signals on Signal
We knew Trump’s Cabinet of Deplorables was abysmal,
But the dumbness of their hubris is truly dismal.
The plan was to bomb Yemen’s Houthis,
So they grabbed an armload of emojis
And got together for a text fest on Signal.
