A ‘Collective Delusion’
Trump called for an Antifa Roundtable,
Unconvinced that Antifa’s a fable.
He commanded his sycophants,
To perform their Trumpy dance,
And kiss all the Trump ass they were able.
Tag: Cabinet of Deplorables
Susan Rice: Hegseth Is ‘Dumb as a Rock’
“Well, if you’re a white male Christian cisgender macho MAGA man, you can be as dumb as a rock and be deemed qualified to serve as secretary of Defense. That’s apparently what we’ve learned from this episode.”
— Former National Security Adviser Susan Rice bucked Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s intelligence following weeks of scrutiny over leaks at the Pentagon amid massive spending reductions at the Department of Defense, The Hill reports.
Trump’s Barbie Doll
Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem is tawdry and blowzy,
She treats her cabinet post less like a job and more like a hobby.
She likes to play dress-up
In all manner of getups,
Which has earned her the apt and fitting nickname, “ICE Barbie.”
Mixed Signals on Signal
We knew Trump’s Cabinet of Deplorables was abysmal,
But the dumbness of their hubris is truly dismal.
The plan was to bomb Yemen’s Houthis,
So they grabbed an armload of emojis
And got together for a text fest on Signal.
GOP Senate Conforms Gabbard as DNI
The Senate voted 52 to 48 to confirm Tulsi Gabbard as director of national intelligence. Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) joined with all Democrats to oppose her conformation.
— Washington Post
Kash Patel Paid Cash by Russian Filmmaker
$25,000
“Kash Patel, President Donald Trump’s nominee to be FBI director, was paid $25,000 last year by a film company owned by a Russian national who also holds U.S. citizenship and has produced programs promoting ‘deep state’ conspiracy theories and anti-Western views advanced by the Kremlin,” the Washington Post reports.
No Qualifications, No Problem
Seems like senators are no longer on the fence,
The Rs are approving Tulsi Gabbard without pretense.
She’s a proven liar,
But Trump wants to hire her:
So, you don’t have to be smart to be Trump’s director of intelligence.
