Virus Emerges from Sturgis
Biker dudes buy biker gear on splurges
Whenever they get those South Dakota urges.
But this year’s rally
Proved COVID-19’s ally,
As superspreaders brought home the virus from Sturgis.
Category: Poetic Justice
Abandoned in Albany
Andrew Cuomo’s known for being tough, not kind.
You’d think he’d stay true to any pal he could find.
But at his administration’s end,
Rather than cleave to man’s best friend.
When Cuomo exited Albany he left his dog Captain behind.
Afghanistan Wins/Loses Again
A year ago Trump said Let’s get out of Afghanistan,
Now Biden is implementing the two-bit tyrant’s plan.
But the Afghans we trained and equipped
Apparently are already whipped.
If I were a betting man, my money’d be on the Taliban.
Mandating Mandate Mandates
The job Gov. Ron DeSantis is doing is great —
He’s saving Floridians from mask and vaccination mandates!
But with every new speech
He extends government’s overreach,
By fiat, mandating mandates against new mandates.
Mr. Malpractice
Floridians, Dr. DeSantis doesn’t really care about ya,
He says, Don’t let that bad coronavirus bug scare ya!
And when it comes to masks,
Don’t even bother to ask —
Dr. DeSantis says COVID-19 is caused by too much “media hysteria.”
The Q Abides
The fact is that QAnon is far from gone,
And don’t let its believers put you on.
Their sly denials
And wiley smiles,
Are code that Q’s conspirators doth carry on.
Let ‘Em Go, Joe
For hoarding vaccine, we’ve been beat like a pinata,
‘Cause we’ve got millions of doses of AstraZeneca.
So now President Biden’s
Looking to dump them —
Why not on our neighbors, Mexico and Canada?
Donald Trump, Pro-Vaxxer
Trump got his own jab in secret,
After a year of downplaying COVID.
Now he says it’s “great,”
But it’s too little too late,
And some anti-vaxx Trumpers might not live to regret it.
Where Credit Ain’t Due
They strove hard in House and Senate to defeat it,
But Republican hypocrisy has long been so pathetic.
They voted — to a man —
Against the American Recovery Plan,
And now they’re trying to shamelessly take credit.
Fire the Bum!
We’re watching the fall of New York’s majordomo.
His descent has gone to precipitous from slo-mo.
He’s got no political friends,
And his sexual predations must end.
It’s well past time for us to say, No mo’ Cuomo!
