I pledge allegiance to DeSantis and the Benighted Stratocracy of Amerika, and to the Repression for which it stands, one nation un-woke, indoctrinated, with suppression and injustice for most.
We’ve all been recruited to be on Madison Cawthorn Watch,
To keep up with when he’s lying or wearing lingerie and such.
It’s hard to take him seriously
When he just laughs deliriously,
When his friend videotapes his hand on Maddie’s crotch.
Donald Trump has always impressed us as a classless vulgarian,
His political views are those of a narcissistic contrarian.
And when it comes to brains,
Trump comes up lame.
John Bolton says, “He’s not smart enough to be an authoritarian.”
Margorie Taylor Greene say you’re a “pedo” if you cross her,
And she didn’t support the Capitol cops who fought to defend her.
Now she’s pulled out all stops,
And called the Capitol cops,
Because Jimmy Kimmel suggested Will Smith should slap her.
For the GOP, twice-impeached Trump is still the boss,
They’ll follow him anywhere, no matter the cost.
But is Trump beginning to deny
The truth of the Big Lie?
After all, he told the Guardian he didn’t win, which implied he lost.
Lindsey Graham has a message for the Russians:
Kill Vlad Putin and take back your nation!
It’s real tough talk
From a notorious chickenhawk,
Who works hard to be the “ass” in “assassination.”
For an ivy-leaguer Ron DeSantis can sure act dumb.
Refusing to send guardsmen to D.C. was dumb — and then some.
It was spiteful and trifling,
And left Floridians asking,
Hey Ron, who you gonna call when the hurricanes come?