The Q Abides
The fact is that QAnon is far from gone,
And don’t let its believers put you on.
Their sly denials
And wiley smiles,
Are code that Q’s conspirators doth carry on.
Category: Poetic Justice
Let ‘Em Go, Joe
For hoarding vaccine, we’ve been beat like a pinata,
‘Cause we’ve got millions of doses of AstraZeneca.
So now President Biden’s
Looking to dump them —
Why not on our neighbors, Mexico and Canada?
Donald Trump, Pro-Vaxxer
Trump got his own jab in secret,
After a year of downplaying COVID.
Now he says it’s “great,”
But it’s too little too late,
And some anti-vaxx Trumpers might not live to regret it.
Where Credit Ain’t Due
They strove hard in House and Senate to defeat it,
But Republican hypocrisy has long been so pathetic.
They voted — to a man —
Against the American Recovery Plan,
And now they’re trying to shamelessly take credit.
Fire the Bum!
We’re watching the fall of New York’s majordomo.
His descent has gone to precipitous from slo-mo.
He’s got no political friends,
And his sexual predations must end.
It’s well past time for us to say, No mo’ Cuomo!
R’s Not for ‘Relief’
Lindsey Graham is no champion of race relations,
But his latest comments exceed our lowest expectations.
He says we’re paying back
Those poor, farming Blacks,
And that the COVID relief bill counts as slavery reparations.
Audience of One
Behold, Donald Trump — Friend of the Worker!
To whom loyalty’s dear as the almighty dollar.
But on his return to New York,
There to greet the great jerk,
Were the news media and one lone supporter.
Trump-0, WSJ-1
Sore loser Donald Trump is a nuisance infernal,
His assaults on the media are as stupid as they are futile.
And Trump’s public relations flack
Must be having a heart attack,
Because you can’t win a war of words with the Wall Street Journal.
The Seep Pack’s Back
After a month of quiet, Trump was back,
And the hounds of the GOP were on the attack.
No mention of insurrection
Or pandemic devastation,
Just Nazi runes and GOP cheerleading at good ol’ CPAC.
The Decision’s Elizabethan
They wait alike, Democrat, Republican and Libertarian,
In an atmosphere of high drama — almost Shakespearean.
Will she allow hiked wages?
It’s a question for the ages,
As we all bide the call of the Senate Parliamentarian.
