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Finger-Lickin’ Fascist

March 29, 2023March 29, 2023 Buck Banks

Like Rudi, maybe Ron should compete on “The Masked Singer.”
That might dispel the strong scent of fascism that lingers.
But one thing we know about DeSantis —
Just like a hungry praying mantis,
He likes to eat chocolate pudding with his fingers.

Leave a commentPoetic JusticeFascist Ron DeSantis, Puddin' DeSantis

Wannabe Indoctrinator-In-Chief

March 23, 2023March 23, 2023 Buck Banks

Ron DeSantis got his ivy league education,
And now he wants to lead our nation.
The “Ohioan” is yearning
To take control of learning
And replace cognition with wing-nut indoctrination.

Leave a commentPoetic Justicebook banning, Fascist Ron DeSantis, indoctrination

Welcome to the Fascism Lab

March 6, 2023 Buck Banks

So Ron DeSantis skipped the CPAC wingnut confab,
Because he’s been so busy with his freedom grabs.
We can only hope his experiments
Are anything but permanent —
Dr. DeSantis has turned Florida into his own fascism lab.

Leave a commentPoetic Justicefascism lab, Fascism Rising, fascist DeSantis

Making Disney Racist Again

March 1, 2023 Buck Banks

Living under a Ron DeSantis regime will be tough.
He’s getting rid of “wokeness” and mamby-pamby stuff.
And when it comes to revamping Disney,
Ron’s wasting no time getting busy —
First item: Bring back Splash Mountain and “Song of the South.”

Leave a commentPoetic JusticeDisney, Fascist Ron DeSantis, wokeness

‘Dilbert’ Defenestrated

February 28, 2023 Buck Banks

Scott Adams has become another right-wing windbag bore.
His racist rants and bigoted cant are widely deplored.
He claims he’s been strangled
Because “Dilbert’s” been canceled,
But maybe it’s ’cause the comic just wasn’t funny anymore.

Leave a commentPoetic Justiceright-wing propaganda

Low on Prosecutability

February 16, 2023 Buck Banks

He’s known as a gaslighting, showboating ass,
Just brimming with aplomb, bravura and sass.
Yes, he’ll still be at large,
So guard the teen girls in your charge,
Because that asshat Matt Gaetz has gotten a pass.

Leave a commentPoetic JusticeMatt Gaetz, Republican immorality, sex trafficking

Short for ‘Advanced Prejudice’

February 15, 2023February 16, 2023 Buck Banks

Why he attacked AP Black Studies is no mystery,
Though the reason’s buried in blatant sophistry.
He uses the white supremacy playlist
Because Ron DeSantis is a racist —
Why else do it in the month we celebrate Black history?

Leave a commentPoetic Justiceanti-education, AP Black Studies, racist Ron DeSantis

Sticks and Stones

February 13, 2023 Buck Banks

Donald Trump keeps egging Ron DeSantis on,
Making up nicknames, slinging them hither and yon.
I guess Ron DeSanctimonious
Was just too inharmonious,
So he’s dialed it back to just “Meatball Ron.”

Leave a commentPoetic JusticeTrump-DeSantis feud

Lapel Pinheads

February 8, 2023February 8, 2023 Buck Banks

House Republicans are knuckle-dragging cretins
Masquerading as tough-talking ruffians.
Touting the Second Amendment,
Don’t they look resplendent
Wearing suits with AR-15 lapel pins.

Leave a commentPoetic JusticeGOP Hypocrisy, gun nuts, House Republicans

Insufferable Dirigible

February 7, 2023 Buck Banks

For U.S.-China relations, it wasn’t opportune,
Though for GOP wingnuts it was a PR boon.
See, Xi had a plan ta
Check the forecast in Montana,
But then we went and shot down his “weather” balloon.

Leave a commentPoetic JusticeChina, spying, U.S.- China relations

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Finger-Lickin’ Fascist
Buck Banks | Mar. 29, 2023

Like Rudi, maybe Ron should compete on “The Masked Singer.”
That might dispel the strong scent of fascism that lingers.
But one thing we know about DeSantis —
Just like a hungry praying mantis,
He likes to eat chocolate pudding with his fingers.

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Verbatim

    “This has to stop now. This is bad for business and there is a lack of understanding what is happening in these shows. The audience is furious and we are just feeding them material. Bad for business.”

    — Fox News CEO Suzanne Scott in an email to Meade Cooper, executive vice president of prime time programming, regarding correspondent Eric Shawn fact-checking then-President Donald Trump’s lies after the 2020 election, reports CNN.

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    “I don’t remember ever doing that, I’m telling you. Maybe when I was a kid. It’s interesting, there’s a lot of people, when they go at you, sometimes they have really good ammunition, like you’re a crook, you did this, you did that. For me, they’re talking about pudding. Really? Is that the best you got? Bring it on!”

    – MAGA Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis denying reports that he eats pudding with three fingers.

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    “I have gone the full extent of my executive authority, to do on my own anything about guns. The Congress has to act. The majority of the American people think having assault weapons is bizarre, a crazy idea. They’re against that.”

    — “President Biden said that he’s exhausted what he can do through executive action on gun control as he called on Congress to act following the nation’s latest mass shooting,” USA Today reports.

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    “If we really want to keep our children safe, we need to spend less time banning books and more time stopping the horrific gun violence in our schools.”

    — Former Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY), on Twitter.

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    “The clips and headlines coming out of the rally were enough to incite panic in any Republican concerned about the party’s ability to defeat President Joe Biden. The current president should be extremely politically vulnerable: Inflation is still hurting voters and some economists are predicting a recession. And yet, rather than attack Biden for those weaknesses, Republicans are held captive to Trump’s grievances.”

    — Playbook

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    56%

    Gallup: “Americans are more likely now than at any time over the past five decades to say there is more crime in their local area than there was a year ago. … The 56% of U.S. adults who report an increase in crime where they live marks a five-percentage-point uptick since last year and is the highest by two points in Gallup’s trend dating back to 1972.”

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    $15 million

    Florida is leaving up to $15 million in federal money on the table that could be used to fight gun violence, reports the Tampa Bay Times. Florida was one of only six states that did not receive funding through a new federal grant to help carry out emergency risk-protection programs. Such orders are used by law enforcement to temporarily seize guns from people suspected of being a danger to themselves or others.

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    44%

    A new Monmouth poll finds 44% of Democrats do not want President Biden to seek re-election, even though 74% have a favorable opinion of him. Also interesting: 51% of the Democratic electorate cannot offer a name when asked who they would like to see as the party’s nominee if Biden does not run. Among those who do have a preferred alternative, Vice President Kamala Harris (13%) is the only potential contender who registers above single digits.

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    54

    A nationwide review conducted by ABC News has identified at least 54 criminal cases where Donald Trump was invoked in direct connection with violent acts, threats of violence or allegations of assault.

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    175

    “A group of more than 175 former federal prosecutors released an open letter denouncing Donald Trump’s incendiary attacks on Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg, who’s investigating the former president for hush-money payments to a porn star,” Bloomberg reports.

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