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Category: Poetic Justice

Perils of Bipartisanship

September 29, 2023 Buck Banks

Matt Gaetz is just a shutdown-promoting asshat
Who wants to oust McCarthy if he works with Democrats.
But he needs the cooperation
Of the Democrat delegation,
So what do they do to Gaetz if HE works with Democrats?

Leave a commentPoetic JusticeGOP Shutdown, Kevin McCarthy, Matt Gaetz

Third-Rate Debaters

September 28, 2023 Buck Banks

The second GOP debate proved the wannabes are just mean,
And their would-be one-liners were just the stuff of memes.
If their disputational performance
Is indicative of their governance,
They would all be kicked off the middle school debate team.

Leave a commentPoetic Justice2024 GOP primary, Republican Debate

A Clown and a Shutdown

September 22, 2023 Buck Banks

Kevin McCarthy is a sad spineless clown,
Who’s letting the wingnuts kick him around.
The House right-wingers
Are just performative whingers
Who’re pushing the country toward a government shutdown.

Leave a commentPoetic JusticeGovernment Shutdown, Speaker Kevin McCarthy, The Obnoxious Caucus

Rapping Sap Slapped

August 29, 2023 Buck Banks

Vivek Ramaswamy is a smarmy little sap.
He’s got a smirky face you just want to slap.
But performing as “Da Vek” he
Went and pissed off Slim Shady —
And Eminem said cease and desist hustling my rap.

Leave a commentPoetic JusticeEminem, Vivek Ramaswamy

The Not-Great Debate

August 23, 2023 Buck Banks

It’s the night of the Republican primary debate,
And it’s likely to decide some candidates’ fate.
We’ll miss that big orange fucker
Who’ll be Twitter-chatting with Tucker,
So, as must-see TV it’ll probably just be … third-rate.

Leave a commentPoetic Justice2024 GOP primary, Republican Debate

Smells Like DeSantis

August 17, 2023 Buck Banks

By now you probably have heard,
In New Hampshire Ron DeSantis is third.
In the current list he
Trails Chris Christie,
As his campaign circles the bowl — like a turd.

Leave a commentPoetic Justice2024 GOP primary, DeSantis in decline, New Hampshire

Old and In the Way

July 30, 2023July 30, 2023 Buck Banks

There’s a new meaning to “the world’s ‘oldest’ democracy,”
Where “who lasts longest” has replaced our time-tested meritocracy.
With Trump, Feinstein, McConnell and Biden,
We’re led by septa-, nona- and octogenarians.
Americans of all ages unite! And welcome to the gerontocracy!

Leave a commentPoetic JusticeAge of the Aged, American Gerontocracy, old people's politics

Florida: Not a Slave to Truth

July 23, 2023 Buck Banks

When it comes to questions of compensation
Florida is ahead of the rest of the nation.
In case you’ve forgotten,
We taught Blacks how to plant and pick cotton,
So forget reparations, they should pay whites back for their enslaved education.

Leave a commentPoetic JusticeDeSantis' racism, Florida racism, Slavery

Hood’s Off, Tommy

July 12, 2023 Buck Banks

He is absolutely no Winston Churchill,
But he could be the mayor of Gooberville.
You know, that racist S.O.B.,
From down in Alabamy —
The white supremacist Senator Tommy Tuberville.

Leave a commentPoetic JusticeRepublican Racism, Tommy Tuberville, white supremacist

Large Marge Discharged

July 7, 2023 Buck Banks

Marjorie Taylor Greene has a rep for being obnoxious,
With her tenure in the House markedly rowdy and raucous.
The bottle-blond Georgian witch
Called Lauren Boebert a “little bitch,”
And got herself booted from the House Freedom Caucus.

Leave a commentPoetic JusticeFreedom Caucus, Republicans eat their own, shit Marjorie Taylor Greene says

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Poetic Justice

Perils of Bipartisanship
Buck Banks | Sep. 29, 2023

Matt Gaetz is just a shutdown-promoting asshat
Who wants to oust McCarthy if he works with Democrats.
But he needs the cooperation
Of the Democrat delegation,
So what do they do to Gaetz if HE works with Democrats?

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    “Because despite all the blather about Biden and Trump being the two most known ‘known quantities’ in politics, we actually don’t know how dangerous and destabilizing Trump might prove to be as his mind bends under the strain of an election and four indictments. … Or whether it’ll break entirely once he’s back in power and surrounded by the most obsequious fascist toadies he can find.”

    — Nick Catoggio

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    “Honestly, every time I hear you, I feel a little bit dumber for what you say.”

    — Nikki Haley, at the Republican presidential debate, to Vivek Ramaswamy.

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    “Ahead of the second Republican debate, the DeSantis camp is plagued by growing doubts among donors and allies that their biggest unspoken problem may be the candidate, not the campaign.”

    — Tina Nguyen

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    “This week, I hope to see my colleagues fully address the alleged systemic corruption of Senator Menendez with the same vigor and velocity they brought to concerns about our dress code.”

    — Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA), in a statement.

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    “House Republicans are gleefully letting Donald Trump function as their chief political strategist at the expense of American families. Trump’s behavior is shameful, but unsurprising from someone who has demonstrated he couldn’t care less about the American people.”

    — A spokesman for President Biden’s campaign hit House Republicans for heeding Donald Trump’s calls to dig in on a government shutdown if they don’t get “everything,” The Hill reports.

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    $250 million

    New York Times: “He now faces not only the prospect of having to pay $250 million in damages, but he could also lose properties like Trump Tower that are inextricably linked to his brand.”

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    56%

    A new NBC News poll finds that 56% of registered voters say Congress should not hold impeachment hearings to start the process of removing President Biden from office, while 39% say it should.

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    43%

    A new Monmouth poll finds that if the federal government does shut down, 43% of the American public will hold the Republicans in Congress most responsible while 27% will place the blame on President Biden and 21% will blame congressional Democrats.

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    11th

    President Joe Biden’s younger dog, Commander, bit another U.S. Secret Service agent at the White House Monday evening, the 11th known biting incident involving the 2-year-old German Shepherd, CNN reports.

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    65%

    A new Pew Research poll finds that 65% of Americans “say the way the president is elected should be changed so that the winner of the popular vote nationwide wins the presidency. …. A third favor keeping the current Electoral College system.”

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