About how public funds are spent we have little to say,
If you want control in Trumpland, you gotta pay to play.
The president’s daughter got to go
On a lavish junket to Morocco,
And we got to pay over $100k for Ivanka’s 45th birthday.
The post-midterm bloodbath began today, and the firing was a doozy,
Trump axed his chief of staff, and now it’s goodbye to sturdy Susie.
So the new chief is dastardly Stephen Miller,
That stone-cold, dead-eyed immigration killer,
But at least Trump didn’t replace Wiles with a blonde FOX floozy.
We should have listened to the pollsters and stats swamis,
Who said the outlook for Democrats was sunny and balmy.
But a true wave of blue
Seemed too good to be true,
And we didn’t expect to go from a wave to a blue tsunami!
A three-ship shipment of sanctioned Russian diesel is in transit,
But the specter of sanctions and possible legal woes haunts it.
Most say Trump’s deal with Putin was corrupt and illegal,
And American companies are reluctant to buy tainted diesel,
So Trump has three boatloads of fuel, but no one wants to touch it.
We all know that Donald Trump is just a wannabe fascist,
And we know that he’s played fast and loose with the lasses.
But in the run-up to the midterms,
He’s given us a new cause of concern —
Trump has suddenly become obsessed with men’s and women’s asses.
The United States and Ukraine no longer seem to be in synch,
After Trump lifted Russia sanctions with a grin and a wink.
Trump coordinated it with Putin,
Who ramped up the drone shooting,
After Trump and Elon Musk throttled Ukraine’s Starlink.
