The ‘Dumb’ in Martyrdom
For many, a televised execution‘s a nonstarter,
They wouldn’t watch with a spouse, son or daughter.
And by the way, Secretary Hegseth,
If you shoot Nidal Hasan to death
On live TV you’ll make him another Muslim martyr.
Grecian Palm Grease
In the diplomatic ranks, trained professionals toil,
To keep the peace and tamp down foreign turmoil.
But for Greek ambassador,
Trump picked an artful dodger —
The grifting, drunken blackmailer Kimberly Guilfoyle.
Trump’s Tit for Tat
On the campaign trail Trump shares more Iran War news,
He’s got so many options, it’s really hard to choose.
He could bomb Iran into oblivion,
Or starve them into submission,
Or, he could trade L.A. and San Diego for the Strait of Hormuz.
Call the Psyops Cops!
As support for data centers across America drops,
Congressional leaders attribute it to “Chinese psyops.”
They say Chinese misinformation
Is skewing the AI conversation,
‘Cause in the AI race, China’s determined to come out on top.
Hispanic Panic Antic
Four weeks out, and a GOP midterm disaster is lurking,
So Trump’s compensating for his campaign shirking.
It’s Hispanic Heritage Month,
So Trump’s back on the stump,
Currying the Latino vote by saying they’re “hardworking.”
