Surf’s Up, Dems!
We should have listened to the pollsters and stats swamis,
Who said the outlook for Democrats was sunny and balmy.
But a true wave of blue
Seemed too good to be true,
And we didn’t expect to go from a wave to a blue tsunami!
Dealing Illegal Diesel
A three-ship shipment of sanctioned Russian diesel is in transit,
But the specter of sanctions and possible legal woes haunts it.
Most say Trump’s deal with Putin was corrupt and illegal,
And American companies are reluctant to buy tainted diesel,
So Trump has three boatloads of fuel, but no one wants to touch it.
Just an Ass-Man?
We all know that Donald Trump is just a wannabe fascist,
And we know that he’s played fast and loose with the lasses.
But in the run-up to the midterms,
He’s given us a new cause of concern —
Trump has suddenly become obsessed with men’s and women’s asses.
An Incompetent Malevolence
Trump’s administration has a reputation for unfettered malevolence,
Now, they’re meddling in the midterms without cause, law or pretense.
So, should we worry?
To the bunkers scurry?
No, the Trumpers’ malevolence will be exceeded by their incompetence.
Elon’s Evil Intervention
Elon throttled Starlink because Ukranians were killing Russians,
But by throttling it, Elon enabled Russians to kill Ukranians.
So the world’s richest, weirdest guy,
Gets to decide who lives and who dies?
That’s too much power in the hands of a dude who wants to be a Martian.
