Hispanic Panic Antic
Four weeks out, and a GOP midterm disaster is lurking,
So Trump’s compensating for his campaign shirking.
It’s Hispanic Heritage Month,
So Trump’s back on the stump,
Currying the Latino vote by saying they’re “hardworking.”
Vance-Splaining Explained
Vice President JD Vance is off on an essential mission:
Vance-splaining Trump’s lies, like a truth beautician.
He ‘splained Catholicism to the Pope,
As if Leo was a dunderheaded dope,
Now he’s ‘splaining to the GOP how to win the midterm elections.
Explaining the Inexplicable
JD Vance must wonder sometimes what he got himself into,
Following behind Donald Trump doing rhetorical jiujitsu.
Taking all the dumb lies Trump said,
And telling what Trump “meant” instead,
As the midterms loom, JD has a lot of “Vance-splaining” to do.
Xi-Whiz Moment
Xi and Trump got together to practice their propaganda,
Talking AI and oil before the state dinner extravaganza.
But when it came down to deal-making,
There was some giving and taking,
With Trump giving Xi Taiwan and Xi sending Atlanta two pandas.
Freedom Fest Fail
What if you planned a Kentucky MAGA event and only heard crickets?
Previously, announcing Freedom Fest turned on the money spigots.
Kid Rock was planned as headliner,
But organizer Eric Deters was a whiner:
The “best MAGA event” had only sold six one-thousand-dollar VIP tickets.
