The United States and Ukraine no longer seem to be in synch,
After Trump lifted Russia sanctions with a grin and a wink.
Trump coordinated it with Putin,
Who ramped up the drone shooting,
After Trump and Elon Musk throttled Ukraine’s Starlink.
Trump probably hired Katie Zacharia ’cause he thought she’s a cutie,
But there’s more to press secretary-ing than being a blonde beauty.
She wasn’t fully vetted,
Now her hiring is regretted,
So her tenure was short — she didn’t even last a full Scaramucci.*
*Anthony Scaramucci was press secretary in Trump’s first administration for 11 days.
As speculation about Susie Wile’s future in the Oval swirls,
The administration’s dominated by goons, baboons and churls.
Trump’s hirings and firings aren’t based on competence,
But are instead fueled by a Y-chromosome sixth sense:
See, in Trump Term 2, the only ones who get fired are the girls.
For many, a televised execution‘s a nonstarter,
They wouldn’t watch with a spouse, son or daughter.
And by the way, Secretary Hegseth,
If you shoot Nidal Hasan to death
On live TV you’ll make him another Muslim martyr.
In the diplomatic ranks, trained professionals toil,
To keep the peace and tamp down foreign turmoil.
But for Greek ambassador,
Trump picked an artful dodger —
The grifting, drunken blackmailer Kimberly Guilfoyle.
JD Vance must wonder sometimes what he got himself into,
Following behind Donald Trump doing rhetorical jiujitsu.
Taking all the dumb lies Trump said,
And telling what Trump “meant” instead,
As the midterms loom, JD has a lot of “Vance-splaining” to do.
