Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang has landed squarely in Congress’ sights,
For diddling Chinese spy Alice Huang to fill his lonely nights.
The Chinese really want J. Huang’s chips,
And to get them they used A. Huang’s lips,
But as in any espionage scandal, two Huangs don’t make a right.
You’ve got to hand it to Oversight Committee Chair James Comer,
Who seems to have managed somehow to hit an Epstein files homer.
The MAGA goons generated a bogus report,
Finding Trump and Epstein didn’t really consort,
So calling that 137-page pile of B.S. a “report” is a misnomer.
The 2026 midterms were a complete Trumpism and MAGA repudiation,
It was a wholesale rout, as anti-Trump sentiment swept the nation.
So Trump doubles down with Stephen Miller —
That cold, dead-eyed immigrant killer,
So hang on! We’ve got two more years of chaos, dementia and retribution.
About how public funds are spent we have little to say,
If you want control in Trumpland, you gotta pay to play.
The president’s daughter got to go
On a lavish junket to Morocco,
And we got to pay over $100k for Ivanka’s 45th birthday.
The post-midterm bloodbath began today, and the firing was a doozy,
Trump axed his chief of staff, and now it’s goodbye to sturdy Susie.
So the new chief is dastardly Stephen Miller,
That stone-cold, dead-eyed immigration killer,
But at least Trump didn’t replace Wiles with a blonde FOX floozy.
Elon throttled Starlink because Ukranians were killing Russians,
But by throttling it, Elon enabled Russians to kill Ukranians.
So the world’s richest, weirdest guy,
Gets to decide who lives and who dies?
That’s too much power in the hands of a dude who wants to be a Martian.
