Mixed Signals on Signal
We knew Trump’s Cabinet of Deplorables was abysmal,
But the dumbness of their hubris is truly dismal.
The plan was to bomb Yemen’s Houthis,
So they grabbed an armload of emojis
And got together for a text fest on Signal.
Category: Poetic Justice
No Dodging DOGE
Why does Elon Musk get to decide fed workers’ fates?
We didn’t elect him to be the United States’ Potentate!
Let men of good will firmly resolve
That Musk is the problem he aims to solve,
Because the fact is, DOGE is indeed the Deep State.
Censure Uber Alles
The Republican Party won’t skip an opportunity to be mean,
And on rallying behind Trump they’re unanimously keen.
But hey, we’re in a countdown
To a government shutdown,
So why are they wasting time censuring Al Green?
Don’t Worry, Be Schastlivyy
Comrade President Trump’s recent post sounded almost human,
And his tone of concern seemed almost soothin’.
He wants us to stop being fretters;
We should be da-ers, not nyet-ers.
Trump says, “Buy more crypto and stop worrying about Putin.”
Oval Office Ambush
It was a planned Oval Office ambush on “Must-See TV”,
With Mafia Don Trump and JD Vance, his eye-lined buttinsky.
One’s the underdog for whom we’re rootin’
They’re just two thugs working for Putin,
Giving a televised beat-down to Ukraine’s President Zelenskyy.
The DEI Guy
Elon Musk is Donald Trump’s go-to guy,
‘Cause he’s filthy rich and cruel is why.
But the ketamine-fueled Afrikaaner
Has a condition known as Asperger’s,
So did he get his DOGE job through DEI?
Musk the Carrier
Elon Musk carried a sink when he took over Twitter.
At CPAC he carried a chainsaw to show he’s a cost-cutter.
He’s a creator of unemployment
Who should be carrying a toilet
‘Cause he’s sending our government and democracy down the shitter.
Take a Knee
In the dystopia of Trump, Musk and Vance
You must leave nothing to chance:
Replace truth with a lie,
Reject mercy and DEI,
And always remember to obey in advance.
Resisting Trump’s ‘Denali’ Folly
Two Alaska senators are starting a GOP mini-rally
To reverse Donald Trump’s nomenclature folly.
They are bucking the trend,
So we’ll see where it ends
When they try to change “Mount McKinley” back to “Denali.”
Senate Confirms Box of Rocks
Among quislings, Tulsi Gabbard stood out among many.
But 52 GOP senators confirmed her — a fulsome plenty.
Why they backed her remains a mystery,
So now for the first time in U.S. history
We have a director of national intelligence without any.
