Tag: 2026 midterms
Hispanic Panic Antic

Four weeks out, and a GOP midterm disaster is lurking,
So Trump’s compensating for his campaign shirking.
It’s Hispanic Heritage Month,
So Trump’s back on the stump,
Currying the Latino vote by saying they’re “hardworking.”
Only 13% Believe in Trump’s $5k Checks for Everyone
13%
G. Elliot Morris: “Voters aren’t confused about the motive, either. 62% say Trump made the promise mainly to win votes in November, and only 13% think he genuinely intends to send the money. … Moreover, 71% of adults say it is inappropriate for a president to promise government payments that depend on his party winning an election, including 53% of Republicans.”
Not a Wave — A Wipeout
“This is not going to be a win. And it’s not going to be a wave. It’s going to be a wipeout.”
— Democratic strategist Paul Begala, quoted by the New York Post.
Explaining the Inexplicable

JD Vance must wonder sometimes what he got himself into,
Following behind Donald Trump doing rhetorical jiujitsu.
Taking all the dumb lies Trump said,
And telling what Trump “meant” instead,
As the midterms loom, JD has a lot of “Vance-splaining” to do.
Trump Gets Poll-Axed

A new poll found that 51% of Americans describe Trump as “dangerous,”
While 53% called him “corrupt,” and said his policies ain’t pleasin’ us.
And 89% said government corruption is pervasive,
As Trump’s self-dealing gets ever more excessive,
Until it’s reached a point where a majority agrees it’s now treasonous.
It Should Be ‘Trump-A-Loser’

On the opening night of the midterm convention called “Trumpalooza,”
Donald Trump made a proposal worthy of a Japanese gangster yakuza.
If the Republicans fend off a rising blue tide,
Trump will give every American a $5,000 bribe,
Which demonstrates the desperation of America’s Chief Bamboozler.


