A new poll found that 51% of Americans describe Trump as “dangerous,”
While 53% called him “corrupt,” and said his policies ain’t pleasin’ us.
And 89% said government corruption is pervasive,
As Trump’s self-dealing gets ever more excessive,
Until it’s reached a point where a majority agrees it’s now treasonous.
On the opening night of the midterm convention called “Trumpalooza,”
Donald Trump made a proposal worthy of a Japanese gangster yakuza.
If the Republicans fend off a rising blue tide,
Trump will give every American a $5,000 bribe,
Which demonstrates the desperation of America’s Chief Bamboozler.
A new round of Trumpian tariffs are making the news,
And Republicans are singing those “lost Midterm Blues.”
Gas prices are high and affordability’s low,
And there’s something both parties want to know:
Is Trump deliberately trying to make the GOP lose?
Donald Trump is determined to influence the 2026 midterm election,
And the subservient conservative Supreme Court gave him permission.
Trump fired the Democrats on the EAC,
And how that effects the midterms, we’ll see,
But the mob boss likely will get his way — through subversion and coercion.
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
