The 2026 midterms were a complete Trumpism and MAGA repudiation,
It was a wholesale rout, as anti-Trump sentiment swept the nation.
So Trump doubles down with Stephen Miller —
That cold, dead-eyed immigrant killer,
So hang on! We’ve got two more years of chaos, dementia and retribution.
The post-midterm bloodbath began today, and the firing was a doozy,
Trump axed his chief of staff, and now it’s goodbye to sturdy Susie.
So the new chief is dastardly Stephen Miller,
That stone-cold, dead-eyed immigration killer,
But at least Trump didn’t replace Wiles with a blonde FOX floozy.
Stephen Miller was named Scoundrel of the Year, and what’s more
He’s a cruel, smirking, white nationalist, ethnocentric bore.
But according to his wife Katie,
Who intimately knows her bald matey,
He is — though we don’t want to know what she means — a “sexual matador.”
Vance, Hegseth and Miller checked to make sure D.C.’s takeover was on track.
They met protesters, so the Three Horse’s Asses of the Apocalypse attacked.
They called protesters “stupid white hippies” and “communists”
Who advocate for the “the criminals, the killers, the rapists.”
Tough talk from tough guys with National Guard backup at the Shake Shack.
The United States and Ukraine no longer seem to be in synch,
After Trump lifted Russia sanctions with a grin and a wink.
Trump coordinated it with Putin,
Who ramped up the drone shooting,
After Trump and Elon Musk throttled Ukraine’s Starlink.
