Oval Office shakeup Archives

07 Nov, 2026

Susie Gets the Sack

November 6, 2026 Buck Banks

The post-midterm bloodbath began today, and the firing was a doozy,
Trump axed his chief of staff, and now it’s goodbye to sturdy Susie.
So the new chief is dastardly Stephen Miller,
That stone-cold, dead-eyed immigration killer,
But at least Trump didn’t replace Wiles with a blonde FOX floozy.

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Susie Gets the Sack

Poetic Justice

Verbatim

“I say this to my Republican colleagues who are defending the indefensible. There will come a day when Donald Trump is gone, but your dishonor will remain.”

— Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY), at the January 6 hearings.

— Former Gov. Chris Christie (R), on ABC News.

“One woman at a rally in New Jersey told me last week that she was ‘nauseously optimistic.’ That may capture a lot of people’s last-minute jitters.”

— Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD), quoted by Axios, on what Democrats feel ahead of the midterm elections.

Numerati

3,824

$1.4 billion

-35 points

31%

63% to 38%

KFF Poll: “With the 2026 midterm campaigns in full swing and early voting about to begin, there is a wide enthusiasm gap between partisan voters, with Democratic voters 25 percentage points more likely than Republican voters to say they are ‘more motivated’ than usual to vote (63% vs. 38%).”