JD Vance is an ass Archives

Christie: JD Vance Is a ‘Disgrace’

November 6, 2026 Buck Banks

“You not only have to question the judgement of a man who would take a woman — an elderly woman, out of the car she was living in out of the parking lot in a church in Pennsylvania with her cats and put her in front of a video camera, and make that a TV ad in the gubernatorial race. We know what Vivek Ramaswamy is, and voters have judged him as such. But here is the real problem going forward. J.D. Vance stood 100 percent with Vivek Ramaswamy. Not only as a person and a candidate, but he stood behind that advertisement. And Vivek Ramaswamy will be forgotten. He is going to be sent to the dustbin of history. But J.D. Vance is going to be remembered, I think, for this campaign, for more than anything else, he stood by that ad, a man who wrote a book on Catholicism, stood behind that ad. It’s a disgrace.”

— Former Gov. Chris Christie (R), on ABC News.

— JD Vance, speaking to reporters.

Hey, JD, Can You Define Fraud?

August 7, 2026 Buck Banks

“If you are committing fraud against the American people, all of us in public leadership should be trying to stop it and throw you in prison for enriching yourself off the American taxpayer.”

— Vice President JD Vance, on Fox News.

JD Vance’s social awkwardness extends into his married life,
Because he can’t stop referring to Usha as his “Indian wife.”
JD has also said he’s still wishin’
That Usha wasn’t Hindu, but Christian,
And that’s why JD’s looking down a very long road of marital strife.

Was that ‘Progress’ or ‘Egress?’

June 22, 2026 Buck Banks

“We’ve already made great progress over just the last few hours. I expect that we will make additional progress in the hours to come.”

— Vice President JD Vance, quoted by NOTUS, even though Iranian negotiators walked out of their meeting with the U.S.

JD Vance, the Unconstitutional Catholic

April 16, 2026 Buck Banks

“Trump might have moved on, and Vance, a relatively recent convert to Catholicism, would have been able to stay out of a dustup between his president and his spiritual leader. But no. Vance just had to speak up. He could have taken his cues from John F. Kennedy or Mario Cuomo, Catholic politicians who were careful to note that their faith was personal and important to them, but that in their public life, they must govern as Americans according to the Constitution. … Vance decided on a different approach: The pope, he implied, wasn’t a very good, or very smart, Catholic.”

— Tom Nichols

Vance Says the Wrong Thing at the Wrong Time

April 14, 2026 Buck Banks

“What they have done is engage in this act of economic terrorism against the entire world. As the President showed, two can play at that game.”

— Vice President JD Vance, on Fox News.

Hillbilly Diplomacy

April 12, 2026 Buck Banks

The U.S. and Iran met in Islamabad to give peace a chance,
They came out of the meeting looking at each other askance.
The meeting did no good,
And further soured the mood,
But what could you expect after meeting for 21 hours with JD Vance.

Vance Is Apparently Running on the White Supremacist Ticket

December 22, 2025 Buck Banks

“In the United States of America you don’t have to apologize for being white anymore.”

— Vice President JD Vance, speaking at the Turning Point USA summit.

What JD Vance Used to Say

November 13, 2025 Buck Banks

“Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don’t talk about it.”

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Christie: JD Vance Is a ‘Disgrace’

— Former Gov. Chris Christie (R), on ABC News.

JD Vance Can’t Help But Lie

“America has fought a lot of wars since I’ve been alive. Forty-two years. And we have won almost none of them until Donald J. Trump became the president.”

— JD Vance, speaking to reporters.

Hey, JD, Can You Define Fraud?

“If you are committing fraud against the American people, all of us in public leadership should be trying to stop it and throw you in prison for enriching yourself off the American taxpayer.”

— Vice President JD Vance, on Fox News.

Binds that Tie

Was that ‘Progress’ or ‘Egress?’

“We’ve already made great progress over just the last few hours. I expect that we will make additional progress in the hours to come.”

— Vice President JD Vance, quoted by NOTUS, even though Iranian negotiators walked out of their meeting with the U.S.

JD Vance, the Unconstitutional Catholic

— Tom Nichols

Vance Says the Wrong Thing at the Wrong Time

“What they have done is engage in this act of economic terrorism against the entire world. As the President showed, two can play at that game.”

— Vice President JD Vance, on Fox News.

Hillbilly Diplomacy

Vance Is Apparently Running on the White Supremacist Ticket

“In the United States of America you don’t have to apologize for being white anymore.”

— Vice President JD Vance, speaking at the Turning Point USA summit.

What JD Vance Used to Say

“Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don’t talk about it.”

— JD Vance, on Twitter in 2021.

Poetic Justice

Verbatim

— Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD), quoted by CBS News.

“Here’s the problem with the red meat: It becomes an addiction. Once you go there and you put that out there, then you’re forced to defend it. So what do they do? They double down. They triple down again.”

— Sen.-elect Abdul El-Sayed (D), quoted by the Washington Post, on Republicans relying on anti-Muslim attacks in the Michigan U.S. Senate race.

— Stephen Miller, quoted by The Guardian, pledging “total devotion” to President Trump.

Numerati

3,824

$1.4 billion

-35 points

31%

63% to 38%

KFF Poll: “With the 2026 midterm campaigns in full swing and early voting about to begin, there is a wide enthusiasm gap between partisan voters, with Democratic voters 25 percentage points more likely than Republican voters to say they are ‘more motivated’ than usual to vote (63% vs. 38%).”