The U.S. and Iran met in Islamabad to give peace a chance,
They came out of the meeting looking at each other askance.
The meeting did no good,
And further soured the mood,
But what could you expect after meeting for 21 hours with JD Vance.
It’s been five weeks, yet the Iran War is still transpiring,
And Trump’s deadline capitulation was anything but inspiring.
And though it came down to the wire,
Pakistan has brokered a cease-fire,
So now that a cease-fire’s in place, when will they cease firing?
FEMA executive Greg Phillips used to be a complete unknown,
But that was before he started using teleportation to roam.
He entered some spiritual portal,
To transport 50 miles across Georgia,
But no one ever saw him at any of the three Waffle Houses of Rome.
