Tag: JD Vance is an ass

Shake Shack Schnooks

Buck Banks


Vance, Hegseth and Miller checked to make sure D.C.’s takeover was on track.
They met protesters, so the Three Horse’s Asses of the Apocalypse attacked.
They called protesters “stupid white hippies” and “communists”
Who advocate for the “the criminals, the killers, the rapists.”
Tough talk from tough guys with National Guard backup at the Shake Shack.

Stephen Miller: D.C. Police Takeover Protesters are ‘Stupid White Hippies’

Buck Banks

“Most citizens in Washington D.C. are Black. This is not a city that has had any safety for its Black citizens for generations, and President Trump is the one who is fixing that. So we’re going to ignore these stupid white hippies. They all need to go home and take a nap because they’re all over 90 years old.”

— White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller, quoted by USA Today, on protesters angry with the federal takeover of D.C. police.

Another Reason Championship Teams Shouldn’t Visit the White House

Buck Banks

JD Vance is rumblin’, bumblin’, fumblin’.

The Ohio State Buckeyes won the first title in the first year of the 12-team playoff, defeating Tennessee, Oregon, Texas and Notre Dame in the final. So, like many championship teams do, they visited the White House for a photo op with the president and vice president.

Then Vance — the farthest thing from a championship athlete (or effective vice president) — fumbled the national trophy.

JD Vance Has Missed 38 Senate Votes Since Becoming Trump’s Veep Pick

Buck Banks

38

Sen. JD Vance (R-Ohio) has skipped every Senate vote since he became Donald Trump’s running mate on July 15, reports the Washington Post. “Vance, a freshman senator from Ohio, has missed 38 votes over the last two months, including a vote on expanding the child tax credit in early August and one last week creating a right to in vitro fertilization. And he’s highly unlikely to cancel his campaign rally in Michigan to be in Washington tonight to vote this week on a funding extension to avoid a partial government shutdown.”

Should We Remind Him that His Running Mate Is a Billionaire?

Buck Banks

“We admire Taylor Swift’s music but I don’t think most Americans, whether they like her music or fans of hers or not, are going to be influenced by a billionaire celebrity who I think if fundamentally disconnected from the interests and the problems of most Americans.”

— Vice presidential candidate and Trump running mate JD Vance, as reported by the Daily Beast