Tag: Pete Hegseth
Pete’s Gung-Ho God
Pete Hegseth’s war God is a wrathful, vengeful, violent Guy,
Who springs into action when the righteous missiles start to fly.
Pete’s God is a Christian evangelical,
With, we assume, adamantine testicles,
Who sends “overwhelming violence of action” raining down from on high.
Out of Focus
At the Pentagon, the Fourth Estate is taking a battering,
With the top-tier media outlets reduced to woolgathering.
And as if to add insult to injury,
Pete Hegseth, in a narcissistic fury,
Banned photographers for taking photos he said were “unflattering.”
The Soulless Defense Secretary
“The defense secretary [Pete Hegseth] appears unable to approach matters of life and death with even the slightest bit of reverence or humility.”
— Peter Wehner
Hegseth’s ‘Interesting Achievement’
“Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth seems to be a war criminal. Without a war. An interesting achievement.”
— George Will
It’s Still Amateur Hour at the Pentagon
“This is so dumb that I have a hard time believing it is true. We don’t want a bunch of Pravda newspapers only touting the Government’s official position. A free press makes our country better. This sounds like more amateur hour.”
— Rep. Don Bacon (R-NE), on X in response to the Pentagon’s decision to prevent reporters from accessing military or defense information that has sparked condemnation across the aisle and backlash from media organizations that argue the move hampers press freedom, the Washington Post reports.
Shake Shack Schnooks
Vance, Hegseth and Miller checked to make sure D.C.’s takeover was on track.
They met protesters, so the Three Horse’s Asses of the Apocalypse attacked.
They called protesters “stupid white hippies” and “communists”
Who advocate for the “the criminals, the killers, the rapists.”
Tough talk from tough guys with National Guard backup at the Shake Shack.
