Donald Trump Jr. Archives

Jr. Versus JD?

December 1, 2025 Buck Banks

There still could be a Trump on the 2028 presidential ticket, maybe,
With Donald Trump Jr. emerging as a potential political nepo baby.
Now the MAGA base is looking askance
At its former darling, JD Vance,
Giving Don Jr. an opening to keep the “nasty” in “political dynasty.”

Wall Street Snubs Trump Son

July 18, 2025 Buck Banks

Donald Trump Jr. started a company called GrabAGun,
On it’s first day on the stock market, it grabbed no one.
He’s a champion of the “anti-woke” economy,
But he’s a chump when it comes to making gun money.
The saddest part is, Don Jr. is known as the savvy Trump son.

Don Jr. Got All the Racist Genes from Daddy

September 16, 2024 Buck Banks

“You look at Haiti, you look at the demographic makeup, you look at the average I.Q. — if you import the third world into your country, you’re going to become the third world. That’s just basic. It’s not racist. It’s just fact.”

— “Donald Trump Jr. suggested on Thursday that Haitian immigrants were less intelligent than people from other countries, and claimed that there was demographic evidence to back this up. He provided none,” the New York Times reported.

Coddled Don Jr. Calls Zelensky a ‘Welfare Queen’

December 21, 2022 Buck Banks

“Zelensky is basically an ungrateful international welfare queen.”

— Donald Trump Jr., on Twitter.

RNC Bought $300k Worth of Don Jr.’s Book

December 4, 2020 Buck Banks

$300,000

The RNC paid more than $300,000 in October to a company owned by Donald Trump Jr. to purchase copies of his new, self-published book, Liberal Privilege, the Daily Beast reports.

Trump: If Dems Win, the Nation Will Become Minneapolis

June 19, 2020 Buck Banks

“I feel that if the Democrats get in we are literally going to end up in a recession-slash-depression the likes of which you’ve never seen. There will be tremendous negative growth, tremendous bedlam all over the place, there won’t be law and order. You’ll have a Seattle, you’ll have a Minneapolis like you’ve never seen before. The whole country will be Minneapolis.”

— President Trump, quoted by the Washington Post, during a 20-minute interview with Donald Trump Jr. on his online show “Triggered.”

The Republican National Committee REALLY Liked Don Jr.’s Book

November 22, 2019 Buck Banks

$94,800

New FEC disclosures show a single large RNC payment of $94,800 to Books-a-Million in October, a few days before Triggered was released, the New York Times reports. An RNC spokesman confirmed that the expenditure was connected to their promotion of Donald Trump Jr.’s book.

Looks like Right-Wingers DO Read

November 14, 2019 Buck Banks

No. 1

Donald Trump Jr.’s Triggered: How the Left Thrives on Hate and Wants to Silence Us is number one the New York Times‘ nonfiction nonfiction bestseller list.

The New Inkslinger

May 22, 2019 Buck Banks

Doesn’t Don Jr.’s beard give him a Bohemian look?
And since when does he carry a pen and notebook?
If he starts wearing a beret,
We’ll know what to say:
“Look, Donald Trump Jr.’s writing a book!”

Blumenthal: Enforce the Subpoena of Donald Trump Jr.

May 10, 2019 Buck Banks

“The subpoena should be enforced. If he refuses to obey it, he should be locked up. … There are no privileges for Donald Trump Jr. The son of the president doesn’t have any of those privileges.”

— Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-CT) said Donald Trump Jr. should go to jail if he doesn’t comply with a subpoena to appear before the Senate Intelligence Committee, The Hill reports.

“You look at Haiti, you look at the demographic makeup, you look at the average I.Q. — if you import the third world into your country, you’re going to become the third world. That’s just basic. It’s not racist. It’s just fact.”

— “Donald Trump Jr. suggested on Thursday that Haitian immigrants were less intelligent than people from other countries, and claimed that there was demographic evidence to back this up. He provided none,” the New York Times reported.

“Zelensky is basically an ungrateful international welfare queen.”

— Donald Trump Jr., on Twitter.

$300,000

The RNC paid more than $300,000 in October to a company owned by Donald Trump Jr. to purchase copies of his new, self-published book, Liberal Privilege, the Daily Beast reports.

— President Trump, quoted by the Washington Post, during a 20-minute interview with Donald Trump Jr. on his online show “Triggered.”

$94,800

New FEC disclosures show a single large RNC payment of $94,800 to Books-a-Million in October, a few days before Triggered was released, the New York Times reports. An RNC spokesman confirmed that the expenditure was connected to their promotion of Donald Trump Jr.’s book.

No. 1

Donald Trump Jr.’s Triggered: How the Left Thrives on Hate and Wants to Silence Us is number one the New York Times‘ nonfiction nonfiction bestseller list.

“The subpoena should be enforced. If he refuses to obey it, he should be locked up. … There are no privileges for Donald Trump Jr. The son of the president doesn’t have any of those privileges.”

— Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-CT) said Donald Trump Jr. should go to jail if he doesn’t comply with a subpoena to appear before the Senate Intelligence Committee, The Hill reports.

Poetic Justice

Verbatim

“When American service members killed in action are returning to the United States in flagged-draped coffins, and even more Americans have lost limbs or suffered terrible brain injuries or are fighting for their lives, this White House treats war like a game, and it’s a disgrace.”

— Sen. Jon Ossoff (D-GA), on X.

“In the past, propaganda served the purposes of war; now war serves the purposes of propaganda.”

— John Ganz

“The Straits are in great shape!”

— President Trump, speaking to reporters.

Numerati

$10 million

“The United States said it was offering up to $10 million, and the potential opportunity to relocate, for information on the whereabouts of 10 senior Islamic Republic leaders,” CBS News reports.

$150 million

“Russia is earning as much as $150 million a day in extra budget revenues from its oil sales, making it the biggest winner from the conflict in the Middle East,” the Financial Times reports.

22%

The latest NBC News poll shows that 22% of registered voters nationally said they have a “great deal” or “quite a bit” of confidence in the Supreme Court. Another 40% said they had “some” confidence, while 38% said they had “very little” or “no” confidence.

57%

53%