If Trump really had his finger on the American pulse, he
Wouldn’t have picked for intel chief that weirdo Tulsi.
She’s a conspiracy breeder
Who’s met the worst foreign leaders,
But mostly she’s just a propaganda tool of the Russkis.
It was always difficult to tell where she was at,
And she never demonstrated the skills of a diplomat.
But one thing’s for certain —
She’s closed a political curtain.
Thank heavens! Tulsi Gabbard is no longer a Democrat!
Vladimir Putin’s propaganda machine may be beaten and battered,
But it still has a sabre to rattle in its scabbard.
But this time it’s not Trump
The Kremlin’s seeking to pump up —
Its election-meddling websites favor Hawaii’s Dem, Tulsi Gabbard.
Word is that Kash Patel is a MAGA-mad, vindictive kook,
And getting him confirmed is going to be a real donnybrook.
But kids might be safer to have the guy
Running a vengeance campaign at the FBI
Than sitting down to write another children’s picture book.
