Category: PJDTII
How2 Fuckupthee Middle East
Trump chose hardliner Mike Huckabee to be
His man to dialogue with the Israelis.
Arkansas has 5,000 Jews,
But leave it to Trump to choose
A Huckabee to tough-talk those warlike Maccabees.
The New Basket
L’il Marco Rubio secretary of state? That’s adorable.
Stephen Miller because — not despite — he’s horrible.
As Trump fills his cabinet,
We ain’t seen nothing yet,
But rest assured — it will be another Basket of Deplorables.
It’s Done — Trump Won
The intelligence of the American electorate eludes detection.
Millions of votes were cast without thought or introspection.
Despite the Dem’s campaign spending,
It looks like democracy’s ending,
Because rapist, felon, grifter Donald Trump has won re-election.
Cancel This Transaction
To Trump, all politics is transactional, we know,
But he’s reached a level that’s an all-time low.
Trump promises oligarchs tit for tat.
To businesses, he offers this for that,
For Trump, it’s always: “Give me your quid and name your pro quo.”
Whipping Up Support
Donald Trump’s campaign seems to be tanking
While he’s being dissed by generals of high ranking.
But Tucker Carlson thinks:
Time to indulge my kinks —
“Daddy” Trump’s gonna give Miss America a “vigorous spanking.”
Distrust Musk or Bust
So Putin’s been having phone chats with Elon Musk,
And we’d like to know more about what they discussed.
By doing Starlink favors for Xi
And spreading misinfo with glee,
Musk is a dangerous rich guy we just can’t afford to trust.
Hold the Fries
Just days after Trump cooked some fries at Micky D’s
There followed an outbreak of deadly e.coli disease.
Is it just a coincidence
Or just another incidence
Of Trump spreading his special brand of skeeze?
Cock Blocks and Door Knocks
While Trump’s closing campaign argument features Arnold Palmer’s cock,
Kamala Harris has a ground game even Matt Gaetz says rocks.
But as Trump plays the declining sap,
Elon Musk’s America PAC canvassing app
Says Trump’s ground game is plagued by one-in-four “fake door knocks.”
Trump’s Crappo Crypto
Trump’s new crypto was to “make finance great again,”
It’s found where grift and greed overlap in Trump’s Venn.
The Trump boys think it’s swell,
But the website went to hell,
So Trump’s crypto was rendered crappo in the end.
