Donald Trump’s campaign seems to be tanking
While he’s being dissed by generals of high ranking.
But Tucker Carlson thinks:
Time to indulge my kinks —
“Daddy” Trump’s gonna give Miss America a “vigorous spanking.”
Poetic Justice
Buck Banks | May. 14, 2025
It’s one thing to, at Christmas, give your kid an Atari.
It’s another thing, at midlife, to gift yourself a Ferrari.
But when you’re the U.S. President,
You’ve got to be wary of those emoluments,
And don’t go accepting $400 million jets from the Qataris.