Yes, Matt Gaetz’s run at attorney general is done.
The chaos agent was a transition distraction.
It’s hard to conceive of one worse,
But remember, Donald Trump’s perverse,
So we’ll see if the Gaetz A.G. pick can be outdone!
Matt Gaetz is just a shutdown-promoting asshat
Who wants to oust McCarthy if he works with Democrats.
But he needs the cooperation
Of the Democrat delegation,
So what do they do to Gaetz if HE works with Democrats?
He’s known as a gaslighting, showboating ass,
Just brimming with aplomb, bravura and sass.
Yes, he’ll still be at large,
So guard the teen girls in your charge,
Because that asshat Matt Gaetz has gotten a pass.
Word is that Kash Patel is a MAGA-mad, vindictive kook,
And getting him confirmed is going to be a real donnybrook.
But kids might be safer to have the guy
Running a vengeance campaign at the FBI
Than sitting down to write another children’s picture book.
