Oaf of Office
He’s been convicted of crimes and libel,
And he seems to think of God as his equal or rival.
For when pledging his troth
During the presidential oath,
Donald Trump didn’t lay his hand on the Bible.
Category: PJDTII
This Chill Bodes Ill
A polar vortex has gripped the nation,
With snow and ice and deep refrigeration.
Liberal pundits did foretell
It would be a cold day in hell
On Donald J. Trump’s second inauguration.
Old Boy Envoys
Some say Hollywood’s brightest years are done and gone,
But Donald Trump plans to bring back those days of halcyon.
He scoured Tinsel Town’s trash bins
And recruited some famous has-beens,
Naming as “special envoys” Mel Gibson, Jon Voigt and Sly Stallone.
FYI, It’s NOT Green
In a couple of weeks Trump takes command,
And we hope he focuses on domestic stuff, like Cleveland.
The polar vortex is nice,
But we have enough ice,
So please let the Danes keep frigid Greenland.
Happy Insurrection Day!
So the peaceful transfer of power is underway.
Their guy won, so the 2024 election was okay.
At the Capitol there’s no bear gas
Or tear gas or whup ass,
So have a Happy Insurrection Day!
Chaos Monkeys Rule!
All hail the arrival of the Chaos Monkeys:
Trump’s band of billionaires, ingrates and flunkies.
They have taken over the zoo,
Which bodes ill for me and you,
Because, as history shows, there’s no honor among thieves.
Government by the Shitty
We find ourselves at the twilight of democracy,
And the rise of Trump’s billionaire’s plutocracy.
His intentions are criminal
His nominations, imbeciles,
Which is why we’ll end up with a kakistocracy.
Ollie-Ollie-Oligarchs!
As we hurtle toward Trump’s second inauguration,
The oligarchs slither to Mar-a-Lago sans cessation.
Zuckerberg gave a million
And Bezos gave two million,
As they crawl in thrall toward total degradation.
A Perverse Pick
He spreads lies and invective from there to here,
And his presidency is founded on retribution and fear.
He’s unethical and amoral,
Despicable and dishonorable,
So of course Donald Trump is Time’s Person of the Year.
