The DEI Guy
Elon Musk is Donald Trump’s go-to guy,
‘Cause he’s filthy rich and cruel is why.
But the ketamine-fueled Afrikaaner
Has a condition known as Asperger’s,
So did he get his DOGE job through DEI?
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Take a Knee
In the dystopia of Trump, Musk and Vance
You must leave nothing to chance:
Replace truth with a lie,
Reject mercy and DEI,
And always remember to obey in advance.
Senate Confirms Box of Rocks
Among quislings, Tulsi Gabbard stood out among many.
But 52 GOP senators confirmed her — a fulsome plenty.
Why they backed her remains a mystery,
So now for the first time in U.S. history
We have a director of national intelligence without any.
Dictator of Culture
When it comes to culture, Trump thinks he knows what’s best.
He’s taking control of the Kennedy Center at no one’s behest.
Gone will be the orchestras,
The virtuosos and the operas,
And in their stead we’ll get Kid Rock, Carrie Underwood and Kanye West.
Lying Liars of Loyalty
Please answer the question, “Who’s your real boss?”
This is serious — not just partisan dross.
If you want a job with the FBI,
You have to be loyal enough to lie.
It’s your employment gain, but it’s democracy’s loss.
The Buyout Strikeout
Trump and Musk think federal employees are shirking,
But we think their approach is disconcerting.
Don’t you think it’s funny
That they think we’re saving money
By paying 40,000 people for eight months of not working?
No Qualifications, No Problem
Seems like senators are no longer on the fence,
The Rs are approving Tulsi Gabbard without pretense.
She’s a proven liar,
But Trump wants to hire her:
So, you don’t have to be smart to be Trump’s director of intelligence.
Threat’s as Good as a Tariff
Trump’s “Art of the Deal” is negotiations’ dregs:
You strong-arm the mark until he gives up and begs.
It’s not good for inflation,
Economic growth or the nation.
Hey, wasn’t he going to bring down the price of eggs?
Leave It to Leavitt??
It takes a special person to shovel Trump’s bullshit,
They have to stand there and lie like they believe it.
While youth isn’t a crime,
Experience does take time,
And it simply ain’t prudent to leave it to Karoline Leavitt.
Just One More
If you ask Donald Trump, nobody’s done more.
And as for MAGA, there’s nobody they love more.
But leave it to a Fox News panel,
Gushing on Trump’s favorite channel,
To float the “epic” idea of adding his face to Mount Rushmore.
