With Trump on the rampage, no nation is sovereign,
He’s bent on regime change, and Congress? Eh, fuck ’em.
Where next will Trump’s juggernaut go?
Look out, Cuba, Colombia and Mexico!
We’re going to pwn the Western Hemisphere under this new “Donroe Doctrine.”
A 100-plus days in and we’re just trying to cope,
As Trump’s imperial presidency becomes more than a trope.
He wants to be governor of Canada
And Greenland‘s Grand Poobah,
And the megalomaniac even imagines himself as Pope.
When Trump talks annexing Canada, he’s being literal.
But he’s not really thinking, he’s feeling visceral.
Look Donald, we’ve got to warn ya —
Do you really want a second California
By adding another 40 million people who vote liberal?
About Trump’s imperial presidency, here’s the thing —
He could wear a crown and ermine coat and fancy ring,
But he doesn’t know what he’s doing,
And with millions of lives he’s screwing,
And we’re finding that it really sucks to have an incompetent king.
From Trump’s “stolen election” lies, we can’t get no relief,
He carps on about stolen votes, but he never names the thief.
Somebody needs to tell this guy
Americans aren’t buying his lies,
And that he’s turned us into the United States of Disbelief.
