A 100-plus days in and we’re just trying to cope,
As Trump’s imperial presidency becomes more than a trope.
He wants to be governor of Canada
And Greenland‘s Grand Poobah,
And the megalomaniac even imagines himself as Pope.
Poetic Justice
Buck Banks | Jun. 6, 2025
Musk started it, saying Trump’s bill was a “disgusting abomination.”
Trump responded, targeting Musk’s government contracts for termination.
So Musk threatens Trump with impeachment,
Then Trump mulls Musk’s deportation and banishment.
We hope it ends with a duel to the death, broadcast to a grateful nation.