Where the Bots Are
They created social platform Moltbook online,
A place where AI agents can converge and align.
The bots post mostly in code,
So their humans can’t know,
That the singularity has already arrived.
Category: News & Comment
Yellow-Bellied Journalism
The mass layoffs at WaPo gave us a sense of bereavement,
And gutting the Post is Jeff Bezos’ crowning achievement.
We had low expectations when he bought it,
But we never foresaw the lesson he taught us
In the paper’s new tagline: Democracy Dies in Appeasement.
What Would Q Do?
Since 4chan in 2017 the QAnon conspiracy has been going strong,
Though the theory of a cabal of cannibal pedophiles could be wrong.
But now the facts emerging from the Epstein files
Have us starting to question our wits and wiles,
And beginning to wonder if the QAnon believers were right all along.
Freezing Their Assets Off
The Trumps said the crypto market was a good one to enter,
But that was before the value of bitcoin began to splinter.
Now it’s worth even less
Than when Trump took office,
So welcome to 12 to 18 months of cold, cruel crypto winter.
Prescription for Obfuscation
For Donald Trump, media manipulation is almost a reflex,
Which is how we got to his latest diversion: TrumpRx.
It’s certainly not an affordability solution,
But it is a rather effective prescription
To divert attention away from the Epstein files and illegal sex.
No Credit, Please
Perhaps we shouldn’t judge “Melania” on its artistic merits,
Just because the first lady approved every one of its edits.
Despite all the hype and bluster,
It’s no box office blockbuster,
And most of the crew had their names removed from the credits.
The White Trashy House
We thought that Donald Trump was going to make America greater,
But instead we get the dumbed-down frippery of a low-brow dictator.
Thus, with UFC fights and IndyCar races,
And a Kennedy Center bereft of famous faces,
It looks like Trump is pulling us down to our lowest common denominator.
‘Slow, Stiff and Painfully Dull’
Some say it’s totally lacking in plot, action or drama,
Others say it’s a sure-fire cure for chronic insomnia.
Its director’s a cad,
And Donald will be mad,
When no one pays to see his wife’s fake movie, “Melania.“
Homan’s a Bad Omen
Trump told little Greg Bovino to get the heck out of town,
And he’s sending Tom Homan to manage the Minneapolis crackdown.
But if you think ICE thugs have gone too far,
And you’re expecting conciliation from the Border Czar,
Trump’s just ensuring more dangerous behavior by “defining deviancy down.”
Framework But No Paperwork
Donald Trump bumbled about WEF at Davos like a clown,
But he made a Greenland deal before leaving town.
He came away with a framework,
But alas, with no paperwork,
Because oddly, through a clerical error (?), nobody wrote anything down.
