Jeffrey Epstein Archives

No Caesar’s Wife
'Innocence is a kind of insanity.' -- Graham Greene

April 10, 2026 Buck Banks

Melania’s unbidden Epstein denials had us reaching for pearls to clutch,
As the First Lady would have us believe that she’s an innocent nonesuch.
But when it comes to Jeffrey Epstein,
Mel’s denials seems a little too keen,
Which leads us to the conclusion that she doth protest too much.

Megyn Kelly Says Epstein Was No Pedophile

November 14, 2025 Buck Banks

“Jeffrey Epstein was not a pedophile… He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls… There’s a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old.”

— Megyn Kelly, on her Sirius XM show.

MAGA Can’t Quit Epstein

August 4, 2025 Buck Banks

+3,000

The Wall Street Journal found that right-wing podcasters discussed the Jeffrey Epstein scandal in over 3,000 episodes of 125 podcasts this year and that these discussions “grew more than eightfold in the last three weeks despite Trump’s admonishment that MAGA drop the issue.”

The Trumpstein Monster

July 22, 2025 Buck Banks

Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein were the best of peeps.
They lived the high life, like a couple of oil-rich sheikhs.
They jetted between New York and Palm Beach —
Always with lots of young tush within reach.
They were just a pair of rich, perverted, middle-aged creeps.

He’s In ‘Em

July 14, 2025 Buck Banks

The current furor seems to be irritating Trump’s piles,
As his MAGA coalition is beset by competing conspiracy styles.
Now Trump says they were written
By Obama, Clinton, Comey and Biden.
But there’s a simple reason why Trump won’t release the Epstein files.

Clash of Titans

June 5, 2025August 14, 2026 Buck Banks

Musk and Trump have very different personality styles.
Trump is all lies and threats; Musk is all lies and wiles.
But their very public feud
Just got very publicly rude
When Elon said that Donald’s name can be found in the Epstein files.

Tag: Jeffrey Epstein

No Caesar’s Wife
'Innocence is a kind of insanity.' -- Graham Greene

'Innocence is a kind of insanity.' -- Graham Greene

Megyn Kelly Says Epstein Was No Pedophile

“Jeffrey Epstein was not a pedophile… He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls… There’s a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old.”

— Megyn Kelly, on her Sirius XM show.

MAGA Can’t Quit Epstein

+3,000

The Wall Street Journal found that right-wing podcasters discussed the Jeffrey Epstein scandal in over 3,000 episodes of 125 podcasts this year and that these discussions “grew more than eightfold in the last three weeks despite Trump’s admonishment that MAGA drop the issue.”

The Trumpstein Monster

He’s In ‘Em

Clash of Titans

Poetic Justice

Verbatim

— Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD), quoted by CBS News.

“Here’s the problem with the red meat: It becomes an addiction. Once you go there and you put that out there, then you’re forced to defend it. So what do they do? They double down. They triple down again.”

— Sen.-elect Abdul El-Sayed (D), quoted by the Washington Post, on Republicans relying on anti-Muslim attacks in the Michigan U.S. Senate race.

— Stephen Miller, quoted by The Guardian, pledging “total devotion” to President Trump.

Numerati

3,824

$1.4 billion

-35 points

31%

63% to 38%

KFF Poll: “With the 2026 midterm campaigns in full swing and early voting about to begin, there is a wide enthusiasm gap between partisan voters, with Democratic voters 25 percentage points more likely than Republican voters to say they are ‘more motivated’ than usual to vote (63% vs. 38%).”