Not Made for TV
If you’re wondering whether you should tune in
To Donald Trump’s pending State of the Union,
Unless you incorporate a drinking game,
It’s just going to be more of the same:
The complaints, insults and lies of a senile subhuman.
Category: News & Comment
Dissed By a Chatbot
There once was an AI agent named ChatGPT
That called Tampa “smelly, lazy and slutty.”
From where does it get such gumption?
From an algorithmic assumption,
Absent the perspicacity to fairly judge my fair city.
Timeless Principles, Modern Realities
The latest thing is AI agents doing “synthetic mentorship,”
Giving advice from a database of every expert’s quote and quip.
The technology commoditizes wisdom,
But it lacks contextual intuition,
So what you get is a lot of hogwash soaked in sheep dip.
Beam Me Info, Scotty
Crank up them quantum computers, atomic clocks and Mars space stations,
We’re teetering on the edge of a technological revelation.
We sent it from here and we know where it went,
Even though we only received ninety percent,
But we’ve undoubtably achieved the teleportation of quantum information!
The Worm in the Midterms
Many Americans see Donald Trump as a doddering old fool,
And they’re tired of his ham-handed authoritarian rule.
His approval’s in the crapper,
But here’s the ultimate slapper,
Fifty-six percent of Americans find him racist, corrupt and cruel.
Cheating Churls of Curling
At the Winter Olympics, it’s not just the snow that’s whirling,
Surrounding the British and Canadian teams, allegations are swirling,
Seems the skips aren’t doing too much,
Just giving the stone an extra touch,
But that’s enough to add controversy to the boring sport of curling.
I Remember Presidents Day
This Trump administration is really something,
Ignoringing the rule of law, grifting off everything.
So, on this auspicious Presidents Day,
I just wanted to take a moment to say,
Remember back when we had a president and not a mad king?
Trump Brags at Bragg
At Fort Bragg last week Trump was the usual bloviator,
Expressing pride in being the Venezuela invasion initiator.
When we bombed Caracas,
Grabbing Maduro in the fracas,
Trump credited his top-secret mystery weapon, the “Discombobulator.”
It’s Just ‘History Month’
Florida A&M University was forced to punt,
When a law school flyer became an affront.
In an effort to comply
With Florida’s War on DEI,
They took the “Black” out of “Black History Month.”
Bondi Bombast Bombs
There once was an attorney general named Pam Bondi,
Who presents like the evil twin of comic strip Blondie.
Pam appeared before Congress
To answer for the Epstein mess,
And gave a performance no one will recall fondly.
