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20 May, 2026

Khamenei Sees a KushWit
How much peace could a KushWit produce if a KushWit could produce peace ....

April 25, 2026 Buck Banks

Donald Trump created a diplomacy critter called the KushWit,
He made it from two moons within his Sun King inner orbit.
But he didn’t send KushWit to Islamabad —
The Iranians could see right through the charade.
So KushWit stayed home ’cause Trump didn’t like the “expense” of the trip.

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Khamenei Sees a KushWit
How much peace could a KushWit produce if a KushWit could produce peace ....

How much peace could a KushWit produce if a KushWit could produce peace ....

Poetic Justice

Verbatim

“My friend & Co-Chair gave his all in Kentucky! Trump is my President! Jesus is Lord! I look forward to a lifetime filled with joy, purpose, and gratitude. May God continue to bless America and the freedoms that make this nation the greatest.”

— Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) sucked up to President Trump, just hours after Rep. Thomas Massie (R-KY) was defeated in a Republican primary and Trump threatened to oppose Boebert’s re-election as well.

— Sen. Ron Wyden (D-OR), quoted by CNBC, on the reported settlement proposal the Justice Department has with President Trump for his lawsuit against the IRS.

“Thank you for everything you’ve done for the country. To the folks at CBS, in the words of the great Ed Murrow: Good night, and good luck, motherf**kers.”

— David Letterman, quoted by CNN, speaking to Stephen Colbert as “The Late Show” ends its 33-year run on CBS.

Numerati

59%

A new Pew Research survey finds 59% of Americans say the country’s best years are behind us, while 40% say its best years are ahead.

3.8%

56%

352,000

“About 352,000 Russian soldiers had died in the war against Ukraine through the end of 2025, according to a new estimate, underscoring the high cost that President Vladimir V. Putin is willing to bear to pursue his battlefield aims,” the New York Times reports.

115,000