Author: Buck Banks
Trump’s Approval on Economy Slumps
31%
A new AP-NORC poll finds just 31% of U.S. adults now approve of how President Trump is handling the economy. That is down from 40% in March and marks the lowest economic approval he’s registered in an AP-NORC poll in his first or second term. Overall, 36% of Americans approve of the way he’s handling his job as president, which is down slightly from 42% in March.
Three Robots Agree

So they analyzed Trump’s Truth Social post with Grok, Claude and ChatGPT,
And the robots agreed: Trump has “classic narcissistic personality.”
The automatons were quick to diagnose
That Trump is both insecure and grandiose.
Finally, the AIs concurred: Trump’s disordered mind is warped by increasing senility.
Trump Schools Parents on Saving Money this Christmas — Though They Don’t Need to, of Course
“You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need one or two. They don’t need that many. You always need steel. You don’t need 37 dolls for your daughter. Two or three is nice. So we’re doing things right.”
— Donald Trump, at a rally in Pennsylvania last night.
Dems Want Out-of-Touch Trump on Campaign Trail
“Please send Trump to every single House swing district. He is so out of touch and in the fantasy bubble you created that he will help Dems flip the House even more.”
— Rep. Ted Lieu (D-CA) issued a plea to the White House.
A Waterfront Affront

Trump’s legacy library, like his presidency, will be contrary —
A gaudy, gilded, tasteless 47-story scar on the skyline of Miami.
There will be condos, a hotel, a rooftop restaurant,
No parking, but a shop full of Trump merch you won’t want,
And one thing’s certain — there won’t be many books in the Trump Library.


