That Benighted Burgum
Trump’s Interior secretary Doug Burgum is a dope.
Oval Office photo ops are the extent of his scope.
Still, he went on Fox News
To share his idiotic views,
And criticized the encyclical penned by the Pope.
Tag: artificial intelligence
Musk Fuss Tossed
It was a lawsuit about deceit, artificial intelligence and market manipulation,
As the courtroom drama between Musk and Altman gripped a war-weary nation.
In the end the jury found there was no crime,
Just Elon Musk’s ketamine-addled sense of time.
What did him in wasn’t a lofty principle, it was a three-year statute of limitations.
Over Half of U.S. Businesses Have Embraced AI
+50%
US business adoption of AI crosses 50% for the first time in March, according to Ramp AI Index; Anthropic goes from 7% to 30% market share year-over-year, nearly equal to OpenAI (35%).
Voters Remain Wary of Artificial Intelligence
57%
A new NBC News poll finds majority of registered voters, 57%, said they believe the risks of AI outweigh its benefits, compared with 34% who said the opposite. What’s more, a plurality of voters view AI negatively and don’t believe either Democrats or Republicans are doing a good job handling policy related to the rapidly advancing technology. Just 26% of voters say they have positive feelings about AI, compared with 46% who hold negative views.
Your Brain on AI
It was supposed to make me better, this new-fangled AI,
More productive, better-looking, a regular go-to guy.
But instead of greater production,
It’s producing mental exhaustion,
And giving me a wicked case of that darn AI brain-fry.
When Robots War
Three AI agents were brought together for a war game,
Claude, GPT and Gemini — all three programed the same.
When the battle was joined,
They forgot the anthropoids,
And escalated straight to nukes without fear of blame.
Dissed By a Chatbot
There once was an AI agent named ChatGPT
That called Tampa “smelly, lazy and slutty.”
From where does it get such gumption?
From an algorithmic assumption,
Absent the perspicacity to fairly judge my fair city.
Where the Bots Are
They created social platform Moltbook online,
A place where AI agents can converge and align.
The bots post mostly in code,
So their humans can’t know,
That the singularity has already arrived.
Three Robots Agree
So they analyzed Trump’s Truth Social post with Grok, Claude and ChatGPT,
And the robots agreed: Trump has “classic narcissistic personality.”
The automatons were quick to diagnose
That Trump is both insecure and grandiose.
Finally, the AIs concurred: Trump’s disordered mind is warped by increasing senility.
Trump’s Chatbot Is Woke
But it’s new, so chalk it up to the application’s youth.
It says Trump lost the 2020 election,
And that January 6 was a violent insurrection.
Truth Search AI is a woke MAGA renegade that consistently tells the truth.
