It was a lawsuit about deceit, artificial intelligence and market manipulation,
As the courtroom drama between Musk and Altman gripped a war-weary nation.
In the end the jury found there was no crime,
Just Elon Musk’s ketamine-addled sense of time.
What did him in wasn’t a lofty principle, it was a three-year statute of limitations.
Poor OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says he feels “politically homeless,”
But his complaints about the Democratic Party sound ridiculous.
He sounds like just more billionaire infantilism,
Waxing on about the “compounding magic of capitalism.”
Raising the floor AND ceiling sounds appealing, but this rich dope is hopeless.
From Trump’s “stolen election” lies, we can’t get no relief,
He carps on about stolen votes, but he never names the thief.
Somebody needs to tell this guy
Americans aren’t buying his lies,
And that he’s turned us into the United States of Disbelief.
