Bobby Jindal Archives

Buh-Bye, Bobby!

November 19, 2015 Buck Banks

With an “It’s not my time,” Bobby Jindal’s outta there,
After his quixotic presidential climb went nowhere.
You’d have to be a psychotic pollyanna
To want for the nation what he did for Louisiana.
Asked who he’d endorse, Jindal said, “I don’t think people care.”

Incompetent, Inchoate, Incoherent

June 30, 2015 Buck Banks

Bobby Jindal’s stint as governor has been less than steady.
While Louisiana’s budget plunges deeper into the red, he
Thinks he can win,
Based on the color of his skin,
With this idiotic campaign slogan: “Tanned, Rested, Ready.”

Gay Marriage Wreckage

June 29, 2015 Buck Banks

Bobby Jindal wants the Supreme Court’s destruction,
While Ted Cruz wants justices to stand for election.
They say that gay marriage
Is a judicial miscarriage.
They don’t believe in constitutional equal protection.

Jindal Displays His Deep Understanding of the U.S. Constitution

June 29, 2015 Buck Banks

The Supreme Court is completely out of control, making laws on their own, and has become a public opinion poll instead of a judicial body. If we want to save some money lets just get rid of the court.

— Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal (R), quoted by the Baton Rouge Advocate, in response to the Supreme Court’s decision legalizing gay marriage across the country.

The Price of Ducks

May 5, 2015 Buck Banks

$415,000

Amount in tax breaks allowed for every episode of “Duck Dynasty” taped in Louisiana, even as Gov. Bobby Jindal (R) tries to close a $1.6 billion budget hole, the Baton Rouge Advocate reports. “The A&E television reality show takes part in the nation’s most generous entertainment-tax credit program. Jindal is proposing no changes, arguing that reducing such breaks is tantamount to raising taxes.”

PensitoWire

March 26, 2015March 26, 2015 Pensito Editors

Matthew Yglesias: The “Decline” of Marriage Isn’t a Problem
The National Memo: Saudi Money And The Moral Posturing Of Rand Paul
Salon.com: 14 Ways Republicans Have Declared War on the Middle Class
Media Matters: MSNBC’s Chris Hayes: “Odious” Emails Provide “A View Into The World Of Tucker Carlson”
Think Progress: Ted Cruz Wants You To Believe He’s Legally Required To Sign Up For Obamacare. He’s Not.
Buzzfeed: Democrats’ Loudest Attack Dog Can’t Stop Baiting Bobby Jindal

Carville Mocks Notion of ‘Tax Virginity’

March 12, 2015 Buck Banks

The Governor and Legislature constantly refer to how can they maintain their purity, or as it is sometimes referred to, their ‘tax virginity.’ You have to be kidding me. This reminds me of two over-sexed teenagers dry humping in a backseat of car parked behind a levee wondering how far they can go while maintaining their purity or virginity. We are literally at the mercy of buffoons and comedians.

— Democratic startegist James Carville, writing in the LSU student paper Daily Reveille.

Jindal Spent Almost Half of 2014 Away from Louisiana

February 23, 2015February 23, 2015 Buck Banks

165

Number of days Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal (R), “who is flirting with a presidential run, spent in places other than Louisiana in 2014. “In 2013, he was gone about 74 days,” the Baton Rouge Advocate reports. “Only one of those trips seems to have been for official state business — an economic development foray to Asia.”

Jindal Against GOP Limiting Debates

February 9, 2015 Buck Banks

I know there is a lot of concern, especially in this town among Republican party leaders. There’s this ideal of theirs, this idealistic belief, that if we could just have fewer debates, if we could have a gentler kinder nominating process that would be good for the party and good for the nominee. Well you know what? Democracy is messy.

— Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal (D), dismissing “the Republican National Committee’s efforts to reduce the number of debates in the Republican presidential primary, and to shorten the primary process, calling the RNC’s changes futile,” Yahoo News reports.

Jindal Laments GOP’s Loss of Enthusiasm for Repealing Obamacare

February 6, 2015 Buck Banks

Tag: Bobby Jindal

Buh-Bye, Bobby!

Incompetent, Inchoate, Incoherent

Gay Marriage Wreckage

Jindal Displays His Deep Understanding of the U.S. Constitution

The Supreme Court is completely out of control, making laws on their own, and has become a public opinion poll instead of a judicial body. If we want to save some money lets just get rid of the court.

— Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal (R), quoted by the Baton Rouge Advocate, in response to the Supreme Court’s decision legalizing gay marriage across the country.

The Price of Ducks

$415,000

PensitoWire

Carville Mocks Notion of ‘Tax Virginity’

— Democratic startegist James Carville, writing in the LSU student paper Daily Reveille.

Jindal Spent Almost Half of 2014 Away from Louisiana

165

Jindal Against GOP Limiting Debates

— Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal (D), dismissing “the Republican National Committee’s efforts to reduce the number of debates in the Republican presidential primary, and to shorten the primary process, calling the RNC’s changes futile,” Yahoo News reports.

Jindal Laments GOP’s Loss of Enthusiasm for Repealing Obamacare

If the whole point of this election was simply to give John Boehner and Mitch McConnell nicer offices, let’s give ‘em back.

— Gov. Bobby Jindal (R), quoted by the Wall Street Journal, complaining that GOP leaders have lost interest in repealing Obamacare.

Poetic Justice

Verbatim

“They’ve invested heavily in AI labs. They’ve invested heavily in data centers. So, the first family has a financial stake in this industry, and as a result, the president of the United States is compromised.”

— “Sen. Jon Ossoff (D-GA) on Monday said President Trump will likely not heed calls from technology leaders to implement guardrails on the development of artificial intelligence because of his family’s investments in the industry,” NewsNation reports.

— Jane Haman

“We’re working through some political issues in Israel. I think we agree with them on the end state. They just have a crazy election, and that makes them a little irrational in certain regards.”

— Jared Kushner, quoted by CBS News, on the lack of progress in Gaza.

Numerati

470

Reuters has documented at least 470 targets of retribution under Trump’s leadership – from federal employees and prosecutors to universities and media outlets. The list illuminates the sweeping effort by the president and his administration to punish dissent and reshape the government.

$184 million

50%

38%

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