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Carlson Shows Who Is Really ‘Cynical and Darkly Clever’ — Him

March 5, 2020March 5, 2020 Buck Banks

“To the cynical and darkly clever people who run the Democratic Party, Biden’s fading intellect is not a handicap. It’s an opportunity. Joe Biden is weak, and he’s getting weaker. Ask anyone who knows him, or who’s watched him carefully over the past 50 years. Biden is noticeably more confused now than he was even last spring, when he entered the race. … Why is this good news for the Democratic establishment in Washington? Because it means they can control him. That’s one reason the other candidates were so eager to swing in behind Biden the instant he won a state.”

— Tucker Carlson argued that Joe Biden’s “fading intellect is not a handicap” but “an opportunity” for the Democratic establishment to control the resurgent White House hopeful, The Hill reports.

Tucker Carlson Takes Trump Admin to Task Over Soleimani Assassination

January 8, 2020 Buck Banks

“Seems like about 20 minutes ago, we were denouncing these people as the ‘deep state’ and pledging never to trust them again without verification. Now, for some reason, we do trust them — implicitly and completely.”

— Fox News host Tucker Carlson, quoted by the New York Times.

Trump to Tucker: ‘I Get More Pussy Than You Do’

January 29, 2016 Pensito Editors

It’s true you have better hair than I do, But I get more pussy than you do. (Click.)

– Phone message left by current Republican Party presidential frontrunner Donald Trump on the voicemail of Tucker Carlson, the rightwing pundit and Swanson Foods heir, after Carlson criticized Trump’s hair on the CNN show “Crossfire” in 1991.

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Carlson Shows Who Is Really ‘Cynical and Darkly Clever’ — Him

— Tucker Carlson argued that Joe Biden’s “fading intellect is not a handicap” but “an opportunity” for the Democratic establishment to control the resurgent White House hopeful, The Hill reports.

Tucker Carlson Takes Trump Admin to Task Over Soleimani Assassination

— Fox News host Tucker Carlson, quoted by the New York Times.

Trump to Tucker: ‘I Get More Pussy Than You Do’

It’s true you have better hair than I do, But I get more pussy than you do. (Click.)

– Phone message left by current Republican Party presidential frontrunner Donald Trump on the voicemail of Tucker Carlson, the rightwing pundit and Swanson Foods heir, after Carlson criticized Trump’s hair on the CNN show “Crossfire” in 1991.

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“So it’s sort of is curious, a man [Dr. Anthony Fauci] works for us, and yet they’re highly thought of and nobody likes me. It can only be my personality.”

– Trump, in a rare, accurate self-assessment.

— President Trump, quoted by the Washington Post, during a 20-minute interview with Donald Trump Jr. on his online show “Triggered.”

“Tony Fauci has nothing to do with NFL Football. They are planning a very safe and controlled opening. However, if they don’t stand for our National Anthem and our Great American Flag, I won’t be watching!!!”

— President Trump ripped Dr. Anthony Fauci for suggesting football might not be played this year due to the coronavirus.

— Dr. Samantha Whiteside, a Tulsa emergency physician, writing in Tulsa World.

“This is deep swamp revenge porn on the part of John Bolton.”

— White House trade adviser Peter Navarro, quoted by CNN, on John Bolton’s new tell-all book.

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A new Monmouth poll finds 59% of Democratic primary voters believe having a woman of color as Joe Biden’s running mate would increase the ticket’s chances of victory. Just 5% say such a pick would make a Democratic win less likely, 16% say it would make no difference and 20% are not sure.

50.5% to 41.3%