Not a Cut
President Obama says he’s going to give back 5 percent
To show solidarity with workers in the government.
It’s a really nice gesture
And keeps eyes on the sequester,
But then, we’re all still going to be paying his rent.
Tag: Barack Obama
Obama: The Press are ‘Incorrigible’
You know, Steve, I gotta tell you, the — you guys in the press are incorrigible. I was literally inaugurated four days ago. And you’re talking about elections four years from now.
— President Obama, in an interview with 60 Minutes, responding to a question about the “date of expiration” of his endorsement of Hillary Clinton’s job as secretary of state.
Almost Three-Quarters of Dems Back Obama Second Term
70%
Of Democrats say they’d like to see President Obama as their party’s presidential nominee next year, according to a new CNN/Opinion Research poll. Notes pollster Keating Holland: “In 1994, only 57% of Democrats wanted the party to renominate Bill Clinton, and he went on to win the nomination and a second term two years later.”
Lame Name Games
The Right: “Obama is a socialist!”
The Left: “Obama is a corporatist!”
But in this endless game of “Yo Mama,”
Match point goes to Obama:
“Me? I’m just a political pragmatist.”
Baby Don’t Drill
As an environmentalist he’s gotten high billing,
And as a man of principle, he seems willing.
And whatever the motivation
Behind Obama’s vacillation,
We’re glad he finally came out against offshore drilling.
Give ‘Em Some Lip
Now Obama’s a competitive fellow,
On the court he bullies and bellows.
Besides the ‘Bipartisan Shove,’
He’s developed a new move —
They’re calling it ‘Kissing the Elbow.’
Obama Saves Turkey
Being president ain’t always fun,
Like flying on Air Force One.
But then comes Thanksgiving,
And to earn his living,
The Prez has to pardon a tom.
It’s Not Easy Being Obama
Cute video in The Capitol Steps genre. Now can everyone just get off his back?
Bridge to Nowhere
He can stand in front of the teleprompter and yap,
And dispense platitudes, parables and pap.
But try as he will
Prez Obama can’t fill
That yawning chasm — the Emotion Gap.
