Tag: Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin’s Perry Mason Moment
“I admit, at this point in her testimony, I was a little impressed. Palin in no way resembled the caricature I had in my head. She was confident, articulate, and—somewhat to my surprise—quite lucid. I’m not saying she was Stephen Hawking, but she at least evinced a sort of horse sense, paired with grinning charisma, that you could imagine might make her an effective mayor or governor. Then, about a half hour in, the wheels came off.”
— Seth Stevenson
Sarah Palin Has Never Experienced Workplace Harassment Because …
“People know that I’m probably packing, so I don’t think there’s a whole lot of people who would necessarily mess with me.”
— Sarah Palin, when asked by NBC News if she had ever experienced sexual harassment in the workplace.
Federal Judge Dismisses Palin’s Defamation Suit Against the Times
“Nowhere is political journalism so free, so robust, or perhaps so rowdy as in the United States. In the exercise of that freedom, mistakes will be made, some of which will be hurtful to others.”
— Federal Judge Jed Rakoff, dismissing Sarah Palin’s defamation lawsuit against the New York Times, CNN reports.
Palin’s Still Playin’
The healthcare bill brought out trump’s old reliable,
And Sarah Palin remains still reliably delusional.
She calls the plan socialist,
But said Donald would fix it.
She told Brietbart it’s “unaffordable, unsustainable, unwanted, unconstitutional.”
A Conspicuous Absence
At CPAC they’re all speculatin’
That her political star is a-fadin’.
Formerly a major presence,
She’s a conspicuous absence —
So where in the heck is Sarah Palin?
Donald’s Latest Palinesque Word Salad
The New York Times has posted the transcript from its reporters’ and editors’ sit-down with Donald last week. It reminds us again that the man is barely articulate, can’t formulate a sentence or keep a thought in his head.
The full transcript is here. Read it and weep for our country.
A brief peroration on birds and windmills follows:
