Cain Joins Every Guilty A**hole Before Him in Blaming Others for His Woes

cainstupidFrom a CNN story titled, “Cain Denies Harassment Charges:”

“Since Washington establishment critics haven’t had much luck in attacking Mr. Cain’s ideas to fix a bad economy and create jobs, they are trying to attack him in any way they can,” J.D. Gordon, Cain’s campaign vice president, said Sunday.

Yeah, because that 9-9-9 thing is bulletproof.

What truly mystifies me is how someone could, say, be having an affair with their campaign videographer or have settled monetarily with women so they won’t tell the details of sexual harassment claims, and still think it’s a good idea to run for president. And when they begin to go down in flames, they always blame whoever let the cat out of the bag instead of…someone much closer to the issue.

Update: It’s all coming back to him, sort of. Cain is starting to remember more about the cases, which took place when he was a lobbyist for the National Restaurant Association.

Will: In Romney, the GOP Has Found Its Dukakis

A straddle is not a political philosophy; it is what you do when you do not have one … Romney, supposedly the Republican most electable next November, is a recidivist reviser of his principles who is not only becoming less electable; he might damage GOP chances of capturing the Senate. Republican successes down the ticket will depend on the energies of the Tea Party and other conservatives, who will be deflated by a nominee whose blurry profile in caution communicates only calculated trimming … Republicans may have found their Michael Dukakis, a technocratic Massachusetts governor who takes his bearings from ‘data’ … Has conservatism come so far, surmounting so many obstacles, to settle, at a moment of economic crisis, for THIS?

— George Will, writing like the cranky old fart he has become, in the Washington Post.