Month: October 2011

Republicans are reaching out to the Tea Party gloaters
And ultra-conservatives who know the meaning of cloture.
But the one that’s quite dim
Is the cohort that can win —
So the GOP’s targeting low-information voters.

It’s not like they stood up in a crowded theater and yelled “FIRE!”
And nobody’s ever confused them with the Associated Press wire.
But when they said Congress
Was taking kids hostage,
The Onion exceeded the Capitol Police’s low tolerance for satire.