About the secret things the CIA does, they’re not going to tell ya,
They don’t want to jeopardize the mission or it could be a failure.
The CIA is happiest when operating covert,
But Trump just converted them to overt,
Saying he’s deploying the Central Intelligence Agency “undercover” in Venezuela.
Trump merchandize ranges from the ridiculous to the sublime,
And the crap he sells at the prices he gets is almost a crime.
But though they’re expensive,
The complaints are extensive,
Because Donald Trump’s “bespoke” watches never arrive on time.
Republicans hate environmental regulation, and have for years,
They’ve removed clean air and water laws, bringing tree huggers to tears.
But this latest move
Proves they have no love
For beleaguered sea mammals like whales, seals, dolphins and polar bears.
Trump didn’t get the Nobel for Peace, and he’s brokenhearted,
His lobbying campaign for the prize was embarrassing and sordid.
He was denied, even though he contended
There were seven wars that he ended,
But we can name at least 10 wars that Donald Trump has started:
Trump called for an Antifa Roundtable,
Unconvinced that Antifa’s a fable.
He commanded his sycophants,
To perform their Trumpy dance,
And kiss all the Trump ass they were able.
Conservatives are all mad about the NFL picking Bad Bunny.
They say he raps in Spanish, so his halftime show’ll be crummy.
Then up steps Turning Point USA,
Offering a right-wing halftime play,
But we know “The All-American Halftime Show” won’t be either cool or funny.
For Donald Trump, it’s never ever too late
To indict James Comey and remind us of Russiagate,
Or to indict Letitia James
And remind us of his fraud games,
Or to mention the Epstein files — Doh! Too late!
In Moscow it’s generally known
Vlad Putin’s an evil little gnome.
Oligarchs in the know
Keep away from windows
To avoid catching Russian Sudden Death Syndrome.
He pleaded not guilty to two Trumped-up charges, did James Comey,
Who, though he harpooned Hillary Clinton’s campaign, is no Trump homey.
So it falls to poor Lindsey Halligan
To return to the empty legal well again,
Because these charges against James Comey are just baloney.
Trump and the Iranians seem to be in different realities,
Though they share a callousness toward the war’s casualties.
Is Trump insane
Or just insanely vain?
And how can we extract ourselves from his “Quagmire of the Vanities?”
